Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it’s Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend promised me that instead of a packed chain restaurant we would have “dinner under the stars.” We ended up having Slurpees and Slim Jims in the 7-Eleven parking lot. He called me ungrateful for not appreciating his “romantic gesture.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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chutney_02 22
Never turn down free McDonalds
Michael903 18
Write "a new boyfriend"on the coupon and throw it back at him...
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Comments (139)
HappyPickles 11
Has your BF been like this the entire 8 years? If so, YDI.
grritsshay 18
Romance is overrated nowadays apparently.
niome_fml 9
Well it's been 8 years. If you knew he's like that then break up or something instead of being with him for so long.
thatfangirl 8
Why bother staying with him for 8 years, if he's not proposing and treats you like that?
blackwidowtaco 31
Your username has me ******* bawling. Hahahahaha.
Rammer3500 23
8 years dating a turd like that? Totally YDI
darkspartan 19
At least you dated him for 8 years I dated for two then she dumped me, became lesbian and asked the girl I was about to ask out to be her girlfriend.... She said yes So lucky I guess but that still sucks
fantasyworld 37
I love your username.
crappy_luck 3
Idk but that sounds pretty romantic to me
PissyBitch Daily 13
8 year boyfriend-girlfriend anniversary? Yeah, it IS time to get whatever you want. Like a new boyfriend. Or better yet, a dude who will actually propose after eight whole years of "boyfriend" time. Sheesh.