By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 20:28 - United States - Virginia Beach 6 2 21 12 Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML I agree, your life sucks 43 790 You deserved it 7 985 Tweet Share
By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster 3 1 5 66 Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML I agree, your life sucks 25 741 You deserved it 40 822 Tweet Share