Love, Lonely, Relatable and Awkward: Happy… where d'he go?

Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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MovieFreak1978 11

Sunday 5 September 2021 9:38

I'd ditch him for good

123Puppy 33

Sunday 5 September 2021 17:19

I hope he’s your ex boyfriend now!

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MovieFreak1978 11

Sunday 5 September 2021 9:38

I'd ditch him for good

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 September 2021 13:32

You'd better eat fast then! For wedding anniversaries, the tradition gift for five years is wood and the modern is silverware. For boyfriend/girlfriend anniversaries, the 5-year gift is Abandonment. (At 7 years, you get "This ain't going anywhere")