By Lonely - 5/9/2021 04:59 - United States

Happy… where d'he go?

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

You'd better eat fast then!

For wedding anniversaries, the tradition gift for five years is wood and the modern is silverware. For boyfriend/girlfriend anniversaries, the 5-year gift is Abandonment. (At 7 years, you get "This ain't going anywhere")