Love: Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided...

By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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You deserved it 11 837

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By Lucachoo - 21/10/2016 05:16

Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 656

You deserved it 1 988

By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 105

You deserved it 4 697

By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 340

You deserved it 7 416

By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 870

You deserved it 8 564

By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 623

You deserved it 9 626

By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 021

You deserved it 4 850

By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 616

You deserved it 5 248

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 450

You deserved it 238

By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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You deserved it 7 370

By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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You deserved it 7 561

jj732 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:24

take a hint, eh?

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:32

I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____

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jj732 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:24

take a hint, eh?

fudgnugget 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:24

well then maybe u r not fat just not strong at all

Randen_fml 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:31

exercise equipment isn't cheap. go use it cow.

kyliebear 15

Friday 16 September 2011 15:43

But i bet that the workout video and the exercise equipment would've cost somewhere near $300, so never mind. But im sorry your boyfriend believes your fat. :(

esagalyn 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:29

"I's" is not a word.

qwertyuiop8989 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:30

LOSE WEIGHT YOU FATASS AND TAKE A DAMN HINT!!! atleast you have a boyfriend. fat and all.

fatality2009 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:30

haha wow Youre juz fat you just need some exercise buy a wii Fit xD

Musemusic88 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:31

Maybe he isn't calling you fat and just wants to workout with you or something. Not a FML

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:32

I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____

sum_Andy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:34

he loves you and wants you to be healthy ;)

nylla 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:36

Yeah. "I's" is definitely NOT the word to use here. Not only are you not fit, but you can't spell either.

Phoenix_Eclipse 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:36

()_() Jeez, most of you commenting peoplez are mean. >< Maybe it's not that he's calling you fat, and that he just wants you to have some muscle. Some guys like muscle, some don't. He never actually CALLED you fat.

blahdeda 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:37

Hey, exercise equipment is expensive! Besides, I'm sure you've complained of your weight at some point, like every girl does (including myself)...maybe he thought you wanted it.