Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it’s Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend promised me that instead of a packed chain restaurant we would have “dinner under the stars.” We ended up having Slurpees and Slim Jims in the 7-Eleven parking lot. He called me ungrateful for not appreciating his “romantic gesture.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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chutney_02 22
Never turn down free McDonalds
Michael903 18
Write "a new boyfriend"on the coupon and throw it back at him...
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Comments (139)
thewife5 19
Wow... I feel like you may have invested a lot of time in someone who could care less:/
skittyskatbrat 19
It's been 8 years. He's not a husband, a partner, not even a fiance. A boyfriend. After 8 years, the coupons could not have surprised you... At two years, FML. After 8 years with him? YDI!
ShadowSneaker360 16
At least he remembered!
worldclassrager 39
I don't want to know what he did for your first...but still he's a keeper...free food anyone would take that...
grunt_fml 17
Just out of curiosity. What had you planned for that day, OP?
buckdharma 37
This could be very romantic. He opens your ketchup packet, and some squirts on your face. He tenderly wipes it off with a moist towlette. He springs for the McLobster sandwich, which he brings to you as The Beach Boy's "Wouldn't It Be Nice" plays softly in the background. You bite hard into a ring hidden in your McLobster sandwich. He gets down on one knee and proposes as someone takes pictures for a remembrance.
xblackoutblondie 5
Wow he's a keeper!
awilliams44 9
at least u get to get what u want :)
Dcguitarman1996 7
Looks like he really went all out this year
Pictureit13 6
If he hasn't proposed in 8 years... I'd be finding a new boyfriend to share those coupons with!