Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Ruthless
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
**** McGee
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks. But it's what you were given.
BananaPancakesJJ 0
@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.
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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks. But it's what you were given.
abbi96x 0
No big deal tbh.. it's whether you're a beautiful person inside :)<3
thesunsetglow_fml 8
"forever alone"
dusty209 0
pics or gtfo
banana_buddy 6
WTF u want to see pics of a girl with 32AA breasts? You might as well google gay ****.
emmanizzer 6
i know plenty of girls who are practically flat chested but are beautiful and always have a boyfriend. don't worry girl. men love boobs no matter what size :)
coderedz 0
umm don't craters go down???
Primus_fml 0
87 - That's the joke genius.
barbara_jude_wee_fml 0
whenever i go to vuctorias secret and get fitted they sy I'm a 34A but i'm really a 34B so it's not too bad hah
5t3ff1k4h 44
102 - If they measure you and your measurement is 34A, you are a 34A, not a 34B. Sorry to disappoint. The women who measure you there are trained, so there's usually no arguing with them.
yazmi_09 3
agree with 113, they always get my bra size right
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
trust me op, a lott of guys don't care.(; And babies dont eat much. be glad you'll get by with half the back problems of a big boobie girl(: or save up some money/get an rich old guy to buy ya a pair!
Milly143 3
#60- win
xNikkiez 0
I'm basically flat chested, and engaged. You'll find someone who appreciates small boobies ;)
Kolden 11
So so true.
Deservesit22 1
She's didn't say FML for not getting anyone because of her size, just she's dose not like being flat chested To small would sound like she was a he
dayummalyssa 0
it is right but if you go somewhere else you may be a bigger size then what they have there. one of the people who work there even told me that the bras there run bugger then most other stores
meowmeowwkitty 0
60 - YES. WIN lmao but your name says otherwise... also, I didn't even know there was even a size AA. this is a FML if your over 18... if not... you have some time & there's always plastic surgery
BWill9014 4
You guys really need to learn your internet references... 60 failed he didn't win
CaptainPanda 0
#244 did you not like what you found after using google?
sammy92 0
if u rly hate them so much just get a boob job!
mikeepoo 0
no we only love tigolbitties or big ol *******
goaliemkl123 8
I remember when I was like 15 I uses to care more about breasts. but now I care more about the lower backside area. so you are okay. unless you're 15.
callofduty4life 0
big boobs > small boobs. and 129 boob size does matter. not all boobs are created equal
BananaPancakesJJ 0
@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Yeah exactly! My ex had 34DD's and she hated it. She had awful back problems and had trouble finding clothes because she was pretty skinny as well. I didn't mind her breasts :P but yeah bigger boobs are not always better.
Ownord_fml 10
Seriously OP, smal breasts are cool ! Plus, it doesn't give you any problems like back pain. I'd gladly switch with you if I could ! #306 I know how your ex feels and she's rigth ! It sucks.
sportygirly1234 0
I like your picture
austinninja1700 0
302-so what you are saying is you are gay?
dusty209 0
60:You are a real douche bag. think about what you are saying about this woman, it's incredibly insulting. you are basically saying someone would be better off watching gay **** than actually seeing a beautiful, natural woman. I was obviously joking about seeing pics, (and I am sorry if the person who posted this was offended by what they read) but you really crossed the line. I however like woman natural, who they truly are themselves. so no I would not rather watch ****, you bitch. as for the woman who posted this I say you should be happy with what you've got. thanks for listening
sammy92 0
well 302 Iv don't think guys r dogs hahaha and all I'm saying is if her confidence is so low because of this then it can be fixed. we put on makeup and get tats so what wrong if we see something we don't like about ourselves and change it.
munyarl 0
WTF? An added letter means bigger cups here, and I wasn't sure what she was trying to say. No matter the size or shape (or dangly bit), most people want the opposite of what they have. Just learn to deal with your life lady, or better still ENJOY IT.
munyarl 0
Wait #395, weren't you the dick that wanted pics posted? GTFO with your rant.
rickilynn 0
munyarl - aa is smaller than a. I'm 12 . you're probably older than me . . . you must be a moron.
nellie36 0
obviously your not a 34b if they say your a 34a
misalisa21 3
same here! I'm the exact same size as her! I can't wear button up shirts because of it!
misalisa21 3
comment for 206
sociology 0
no he's considerate
ygdrassil 17
So is there a cup size people are happy with or are they always too big or too small?
bmarts412 0
fail.
theoptimusprime 0
I laughed my ass off at this XD
Humanspider 18
The problem is she has no size. 32AA? LMAO
tx_beast 5
No, I'm pretty sure size matters.
kei1108 13
... 302 - you're a genius! I wish every man thought like you...
CutieFail 0
I'm a 32D. I can barely zip my sweatshirts. I always have to get shirts at least one size larger than necessary for stomach room. I miss being a B or C cup. Being a D is more torment than being a AA.
MRosellini 2
Looking at your picture, you look about 16, not old enough to be engaged
fuckercakes 21
Okay, be careful what you wish for. I'm a 32 DDD. I'm also 5'4, and my over sized breasts make me top heavy and extremely clumsy. My back is constantly in pain and I'm either being hit on or called a ****. Really, it's not a glamorous life. I wish I was smaller, they make all the cute bras in your size.
Saphiraa 10
Having big boobs isn't the best you know. Sometimes you are better off smaller. As someone with a lager chest (34 E/F -British size)(and I'm 17!), I get terrible boob ache, back pain, pull my muscles around my boobs and they can be really painful themselves. I can't Sleep on my front easily either :( oh and I cover up a lot but you do get stares or remarks. Love what you have
adrams 4
True
GuyMcGee 0
sloppy joes and potatoe chips don't mix.. I thought you would of learned that by now.
mmsdrummer51 3
great picture
Thanatos1206 0
Am I the only one who doesn't get this?
dorkasaurusROAR 7
I don't either. :/
sammy92 0
yeah I have no idea...O_o
dank1 0
haha search it up on youtube its freakin funny its an old spice commercial.. cool pikk haha
pieisgood125 4
haha
MissNicky_fml 0
what the **** are you talking about
BagleHead 6
disgusting.
Mik232 0
no need to be a dick about it.
DAN7IEL 2
band ftw!!!
YDI_Bro 0
Saaxaphone
charcharthunder 18
how is that discusting?? -_-
mikuxxhatsune 32
OMG SHE DOESN'T HAVE BIG BOOBS DISGUSTING! HOW HORRIBLE! SHE IS A MONSTER! Nope.
Startled_Toenail 21
Dan Nicky your bobbie s I have no boobs either unfortunately, op.
sooobe 3
picture or it didn't happen.
amsftw 0
wow really?
Shootamonkey3 0
Yes really.
AlecIsTheMan 0
problem?
sharpsh00ter 0
not even worth asking for it. no one wants to see that.
hanhen 0
Pahahaha
Im_ironman 0
:-D
Trace01m 11
Some would say, anything more than a mouthful is a waste! I hope you at least have an awesome ass :)
sugarbear0727 19
Lmfao. I always say this. My little sister recently found out she was an A and not the C she thought. I laughed so hard when she told me. But I told her that(your coment), and my mom just lokied at me in complete shock. Then laughed her ass off.
VianaJ_Garcia 14
It is quite natural. I bet your buttocks are big. Being big or not, you love yourself, right?
meowmeowwkitty 0
aw yay :) and usually big ass comes with big boobs though. hot ass is prob the case here
insanesna1l 0
I do like a nice round arse. any size boobs are great in my book, or hands
thug007 1
Negative *******
JacksonHorton 0
*like*
guppy40000 0
If your quite thin than thats the trade off. Thin women rarely have big breasts unless they get implants or do other drastic stuff.
5t3ff1k4h 44
That's not exactly true. It's true in general, but I've seen thin women with relatively big, real ****.
brighteyes81 0
And that's why she wrote "rarely".
5t3ff1k4h 44
It's not "rare" though. I know personally at least 4 girls like that; that's not very rare considering my high school was small. It's "uncommon", maybe, but not rare.
Acousticpixie14 6
It's sad that people think they're so rare. My Cardiologist actually asked me if I had implants when I was being hooked up to the EKG. It's very possible for a woman to have a waist and have huge boobs. I"m glad at least 5t3ff1k4h has it right! It's not rare, just a bit uncommon.
b3lla_fml 0
not true I'm a D n my small n skinny n mine r all real
raw_tigahh 2
the definition of rare is uncommon... look it up
Acousticpixie14 6
Well you're talking to someone who played a lot of Magic the Gathering in high school. When you play games like that, there's a difference between "uncommon" and "rare" EDIT: I did just look it up. That's not the definition. rare - "not widely known"
hellogoodbye1996 6
wow how unprofessional to ask that. I had to get a an EKG too.
NextBigThing5044 0
Or you know... It could be genetic or just grows naturally.
5t3ff1k4h 44
114 - This is the definition I looked up for the word "rare". "occurring seldom: a rare appearance" Does this tell you it's the same as uncommon? No. I agree with Pixie; though I didn't play Magic, I played another game which differentiated between uncommon and rare. Seeing a lady with a tiny waist but a larger chest is not something that occurs "seldomly". It's not common, but it's not rare. What's the middle ground? UNCOMMON.
Deservesit22 1
Owned :$$$
Acousticpixie14 6
Yes, hellogoodbye1996, I thought it was pretty bad, too. It shocked me a bit.
2010smhill2010 0
its not unprofessional...breast implants can effect your EKG...this being said it aslo depends on what type of implants you have
Acousticpixie14 6
Well, let me elaborate. After I told her "no" she raised her eyebrows at me and said "Well, they're very nice."
carmenm 6
usually if thin girls have big boobs it's genetic
Acousticpixie14 6
No matter what your boob size is, it's genetic.
IsaacYorkHawk 0
#66 and #96, as cliched as this is to say, pics or it didn't happen. You should show those puppies off rather than put up that clown/rabbit shit.
Acousticpixie14 6
I used to have a nice picture of myself. And then dolts like you wouldn't stop hitting on me, so you all lost the privilege :P
chlobo13 0
umm... it happens. I'm a 32FF and a size 2 in jeans. All natural, so don't assume all big boobed women are cheating. :(
jokolopolop 0
4 people!!!!! *gasp*
1800SMD 2
#289 how are implants genetic?
DaJaFu 13
#120 - magic you say?
BobOsso_fml 8
I must be the only person here who forgot about the FML and thought about how I just want to put a **** or two in my mouth.
killedchimp 2
Stuff that thing full!
ambersyrup 0
There's probably more than one person in the world who wants that...