Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks. But it's what you were given.
BananaPancakesJJ 0
@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.
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Comments (519)
Zararyy 1
Well it only matters what inside if some one says something bad about u then they have problems
paleontology 2
Tiny titty pride! I have 32A and I love 'em.
rattusrattus 18
As a small boobed girl, I agree! Small boobs forever!
yyyydyyyy 0
it's too bad guys can't be proud of small dicks
elainelovesyou 7
#83 - Effing win.
heyimzim 4
83, good point. girls are always asking for hem long ass *****
IsaacYorkHawk 0
My johnson is enormous and I have some nice man-**** (although I'm not fat). Double win I guess.
tencentsakiss 19
I used to be a 32 A, but then I went on birth control pills. Now I would really like to get a breast reduction and I wish more than anything that I could go back.
ImJustAmazing 0
I used to have 32A.! when I was 11 :-P But hey, It's true Some People have bigger & Some Smaller. OP maybe You Just look better with Smaller boobs. (-:
toriori57 0
I'm in the tiny titty commity too !!!!!!
Kholonie 9
I wanna be a part of this! Will 32C do?
teentee401 36
^No. That's average. And while I am not a member, I believe it's called the Itty Bitty Titty Committee
Lady_Zydrate 1
At least they wont sag!
Krystal1029 0
Ill donate sum boob fat, im a 32 H
Acousticpixie14 6
I totally feel your pain! Pregnancy brought me up to an "H" I sincerely hope they go back down to "DDD" 'cause this is painful...
Grimmerie 31
dude, that sucks. i'm so sorry. i have ddd breasts myself, and though my girlfriend can't get enough of them, i can't stand them. my back hurts terribly already - i can't imagine how you must suffer with h sized breasts. i once "dated" a girl who had a breast reduction and was a ddd after surgery. three pounds were removed from each breast. wowza.
IsaacYorkHawk 0
Breast reduction? That's like slapping God in the face.
Acousticpixie14 6
Well it beats having them slap you in the face every time you take a step :P
Caitycandid 2
Win^
itman3456 0
r u a boy or girl plz tell
X_o_X_ocutie 0
no AA is smaller than A
tastymonsterkake 0
I feel your pain... Im a 34DD.. And 5'2/:
kay71095 9
I'm 32DD and 5'1" and I have scoliosis, so it kills my back even more
alizzette_nabash 6
I'd donate too! DD's here that don't need to be lol
Slover1995 9
I agree!!! I'm a 44H! lol
Corilee13 7
You should enjoy the small boobs. Mine make my back hurt. If you are proportionate how big or small they are shouldn't matter. Forget what anyone else says, proportions are all that matter.
CheetosLibrary 0
Aw it's okay! Just work it ;) Or get a boob job
lolitaababy 0
or a miraculous bra!
nerdsgetmehot 22
I don't see why the advice to small-chested girls should always be to get a boob job.
redbluegreen 40
I know. I think all girls (and boys alike) should be told that they're worth more than their physical appearances. It's the confidence you carry with you that counts.
Calyx_fml 21
Small boobs are sexy. Especially braless in a top that offers glimpses. Save your money. You don't need a bra.
ice723 5
i agree bras should be outlawed
t765234 10
all shirts that you can't see through as well for women.
ThatRobbieKid 0
No big deal, as long as your amazing in bed. So get some practice in.
IsaacYorkHawk 0
+1, do your kegels every day and learn to slob some good knob and that should make up for it.
5t3ff1k4h 44
Joking or not, that was still incredibly rude.
alliepocalypse 0
alright send it my way please lol