Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
What the ****? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a ******* clue."
saIty 17
It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.
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Comments (142)
THEKAISER 4
thats a shame
ahti546 11
slap the bitch
LiveLaughFML 10
"yeah it happens. not everyone could be a bitch, but you've proved me wrong."
krazy_glu3 0
Most women aren't. Unless they are implants. It's normal, don't worry OP.
Keyman1212 14
It's pretty normal. Not really a bad thing if you ask me.
enonymous 9
It's ok men enjoy variety. Playing with 1 B cup and then 1 DDD might be weird at first but they're still boobs. Put a nipple on anything and a guy will play with it.
BellaBelle_fml 23
I once asked a male friend of mine why guys like boobs so much. He replied, "Because they are there, if you had a hand growing out of your head we'd want to shake it!" Wise man.
drawmesunshine 17
My left boob is bigger than my right boob, but you can't really tell. Especially when I jiggle 'em like this!
drawmesunshine 17
Aww, nobody gets the reference? Finding Nemo! When the cute little octopus is talking about her tentacles.. :/
enonymous 9
68 - I can't take you seriously with that picture. Let alone any references you make
DaFudge 6
You should try the Ahh bra. It custom conforms to your breasts and it feels wonderful. Just match it with your clothes size!
StoryOfTheYear 15
92- For that awesomely nice comment I'm going to have to go run over a couple Bambi's with my Suburban to make up for it
ananonymousguy 0
Aww that sucks op! But so does reading FML with hemorrhoids, it hurts so much.
enonymous 9
106 - Don't lie you probably hit all of Bambi's family on the way here
R4P3DwithALOHA 0
5 ur a ****** how-le
R4P3DwithALOHA 0
honestly i find that nasty as shit but thats just me!
R4P3DwithALOHA 0
oh nd the one i sent b4 dis one was to 29
allisonsapphireh 0
Ohhh i get it now! I knew I heard that before!
saIty 17
It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.
iluvwaffles42 0
Having three nipples is sexy.
Smokingweenies 3
I have a third nipple! Except it's just a scar from where my lung collapsed :/
Wearpireking 0
No, not at all. I have a third nipple, and it's pretty sweet. I have the ultimate comeback for a threatened "purple nurple". "Go ahead, no way you can get all three!!!"
faithxoxox 1
Is it a psychic third nipple?
ImFrackinBored 13
One nipple... ah ah ah... twoo nipples ah ah ah... three nipples.. ah a— oh god I'm out
ImFrackinBored 13
Anyone get the reference? :D
WallyTheWombat 0
^^^^ Family guy when Meg was dating The Count. What do I win?
faithxoxox 1
You win a price of cake...IF you can also correctly guess mine.
Wearpireking 0
Nope, I was born with it.
hurrican_fml 0
66 what?
rexgar2000 10
this reminds me of that movie Paul with the alien that escapes from area 51 and has that comic with a girl with 3 boobs :)
PrincessHokage 8
Dinkleberg...
DocBastard 40
What the ****? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a ******* clue."
LifeOnBlast19 9
ZING!!
GardeningHoes 0
Ba dum tssss
Magnificent_Fart 1
I don't get it..
unluckiestperson_fml 14
90% of women have some form of asymmetry, the saleswoman probably says that to lots of women, sounds like a bitch
rebekahah 7
Well said :)
HomeAl0ne 20
I thought the saleswoman was referring to herself, because no matter how I look at what she said, she seems like a bitch.
theaws0m3guy 4
The Doc is back!
hellogoodbye1996 6
63- yes he is...giggity
DocBastard 40
No I'm not. I'm just a figment of your imagination. Or am I?
DelilahPhan 6
Her's must be really noticeable if the lady said that.
hurrican_fml 0
Win!
edools 3
Yes!!!!!????????????
Fohz 9
It's actually pretty normal for women to have breasts that are not the same size. Sometimes it's more noticeable though.
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
Balls are not the same size too
Eggers 2
then you say "at least mine aren't silicon"
Lexiloulynn 2
*Silicone
kai_ngo 0
*Douche
twisted54 1
*douché...:)
trismagestus 19
"At least mine aren't Douche" makes no sense at all, people. For shame!
Honda288 2
Disregard them Eggers, that comment was a win!
Yodaevil 4
Mmmm silicone
JessiSlaughter 3
dang swag
j_cat187 20
Do u know what swag is?
R4P3DwithALOHA 0
obviously not
JessiSlaughter 3
you guys are so cool
harshallmeim69 9
can you like die?
Ikushka 3
You shouldn't care about what everyone says
dabowlingman 14
Haha 2 different sized boobs, hott
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Hot?
white16sox 19
Yes. Hot- a way of describing the high degree of temperature or something attractive. Ok idk why I am being a smartass I guess I'm bored.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Allllrighty then...
fatalkiss 0
Yeah, what "happens"? Bras fit? If it fit so well, was the bra asymmetrical? Anyway, breasts aren't supposed to be 100% symmetrical... Generally nothing on our body is.
jacobwise09 0
Generally the left is bigger than the right. So yes!!
Awsumuzzie 12
Actullay, almost every woman isn't symmetrical... Besides, how does that even make a difference when you try on a bra? You get the same cup size on both ends.
IamTheCavalist 0
Learn how to spell.
drawmesunshine 17
Learn to not be an ass and realize that one misspelled word among a whole slew of correctly spelled words is -probably- typo.