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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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You deserved it 118

By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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So shite

By Anonymous - 20/02/2020 18:00

Today, my date left the restaurant because I didn’t agree with his opinions about the mentally disabled or mixed race couples, etc. Basically, a real scumbag. He also left me the bill, and it turned out he had all the most expensive menu items, including a £120 bottle of wine. It cost over £300 total. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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You deserved it 2 949

By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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You deserved it 124 351

By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 01:30

Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML

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You deserved it 678

Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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You deserved it 3 905

Saiyza 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:24

He was probably just in it for the meal.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:26

Wat a dick.

Comments

Ikushka 3

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:24

poor you

NzaHaFML 13

Friday 25 February 2011 2:04

Since he wasn't the gentleman, you could have also done the unlady-like thing. Shut him between the legs :)

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 25 February 2011 6:28

Op, just shut it!

random210 0

Friday 25 February 2011 7:38

you must suck. wow.

unfortunate_13 5

Friday 25 February 2011 9:22

you should have left the dick when he told you to shut it.

callofduty4life 0

Friday 25 February 2011 11:18

if he was a gentlemen at first then obviously OP ****** up. probly talked to much then ur date just had to tell you to shut it.

Hanjian 3

Friday 25 February 2011 14:47

I think 87 is right about this.....

Saiyza 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:24

He was probably just in it for the meal.

croso88 5

Friday 25 February 2011 13:41

I bet the OP said something really offensive to or about him... I'd do the same too

teentee401 36

Thursday 26 June 2014 2:34

You can't just assume she said something offensive...

Drclino 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:25

what a pimp!

EnJey0 19

Thursday 25 February 2016 1:22

No, dick

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:26

Wat a dick.

VianaJ_Garcia 14

Friday 25 February 2011 1:37

Weren't you all complaining about the damn equality between man and women. You were talking to much during a meal, he gave you the possibility to pay, then he wanted to go home because eventually and most probable, you started annoying him either with you mad and unpleased face or with your words and behavior.

callofduty4life 0

Friday 25 February 2011 8:01

agreed with 43

teentee401 36

Thursday 26 June 2014 2:35

You weren't there...how do you know she was talking too much or that she was being annoying? Either way that's no reason to be rude. And as for the opportunity to pay, he could've offered to split instead of just leaving her with it and assuming she will pay.

kite1099 3

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:26

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Nemesis2747 4

Friday 25 February 2011 7:38

LOL

motero 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:27

he played u good. some fine ass girl will get him back

ramboman19 8

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:28

wow what a jerk!

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:31

yeah Ikr!

Winter247 2

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:28

I don't see the problem.

iBeast10 1

Friday 25 February 2011 1:13

lmao

Tikwichka 5

Friday 25 February 2011 1:51

Seems pretty normal for Glasgow...

lolitaababy 0

Friday 25 February 2011 1:57

ahahahahahahaha!

ACanadaGuy 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:29

"Today I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy, but he turned out to be an ass. Why must everything happen to me? Boohoo FML" Probably one of the whiniest FMLs I've read in a while. Suck it up. Go on another date with a new guy. Jeeze.