Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra...

By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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By Flattie - 14/09/2017 04:30

Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

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By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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By no boobies - 29/05/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

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Friday 25 February 2011 1:29

That sucks. But it's what you were given.

BananaPancakesJJ 0

Friday 25 February 2011 13:37

@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.

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brighteyes81 0

Friday 25 February 2011 3:35

Thanks for the tip! I'll definitly try it! Otherwise I'm going to have to find a breast massager lol!

Acousticpixie14 6

Friday 25 February 2011 5:07

Hahaha It really sucks cause it's like in order to get them to not hurt, you have to feel like you can't freakin' breathe!

drunkinstl 0

Friday 25 February 2011 7:41

I give free mammograms, you know, for breast cancer awareness :)

Shinygirlnz 1

Friday 25 February 2011 3:38

I'm a European 10E, and agree with ^ it's sooooo not worth it. I have to wear TWO bras if I want to work out and I still have chronic neck pain and headaches, not to mention boob sweat (ick) and the fact that I only have the option of either looking like a tart or a frump, no inbetween. If I woke up tomorrow as an A cup I wouldn't even wear a bra, I'd run and skip and be overjoyed.

TaTaTanyaHo 5

Friday 25 February 2011 3:39

When I was younger I thought I had big boobs cause I was overweight. Then I lost about 40 pounds and my boobs stayed the same cup size.

Iknoweverything 29

Friday 25 February 2011 3:40

While I think you should use this as a reason to not wear those horrible contraptions, (guys get turned on by hard nipples in the cold sometimes you know) if you really hate how small they are, quite a few brands have extreme pushups that promise to make you two sizes bigger. Maidenform happens to be one of them, Victoria's secret can recomend others. (Gotta love when working with bras allow me to give advice on FML)

johnnydudeman 0

Friday 25 February 2011 12:58

:O You work with boobs? Lucky. Not because i'm a pervert, but because I am curious. And by curious I mean I wonder about the process. And by wonder I mean ********** RAPIDLY TO THE MENTAL PICTURES! Sorry, that was childish, I apologize. Woah, I can't even remember what I was going to say...eh, it's early here.