Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks. But it's what you were given.
BananaPancakesJJ 0
@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.
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Comments (519)
dirtyblond 4
dont worry boners, i think your humor is top notch!
TheLastCrazy 0
might as well not even wear a bra
5t3ff1k4h 44
155 - And if I see another rude comment by anyone else, I won't hesitate to point that out either. I'm not singling him out; I'm telling him to knock it off because HE made the comment.
amazingdiva21 1
welcome to the itty bitty tittie committee(:
halogod69 0
shut up bitch you like 12 of corse you dont have "*******". **** you and your dog!
I_R_Genius 3
Wow #184 calm your shit down please.
amazingdiva21 1
what's your problem 184?
sooobe 3
What are we yelling about!
princess_patches 2
sssssssucks for you :P
Skye363 0
Trust me, appreciate what you have. Because you're body is your body no matter what. You gotta love it. I'm sure someone will come along and love you for you. Besides, if you had D cups like me you would wish you had A cups again. Big boobs are painful. And it makes me sad when I can't fit in cute tops because my boobs are too big. But I still love my body (: You should love yours too.
Squttnbear 0
small boobs trump big boobs any day. so you are actually better off.
kickboxer1 0
I know exactly how you feel. that's why it's called breast enhancement!
SarahStarzz 0
I dnk why girls want big boobs it makes u look bigger and it's not kool be glad 4 wt u have :)