Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra...

Anonymous 24 February 2011, 22:09 United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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lopsided 6 September 2011, 16:22 United States

Backhanded

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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Flattie 14 September 2017, 04:30

Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML

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sm702 12 July 2011, 16:45 United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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StrawberryJuicey 13 December 2009, 18:39 United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

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blahhhh 9 April 2009, 10:47 United States

Ruthless

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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Jennagirl 12 October 2009, 14:03 Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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Itsbeen8years 5 April 2015, 19:18 Stupava, Slovakia

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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Anonymous 10 September 2014, 03:16 San Francisco, United States

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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Pakundo 17 January 2009, 11:31 France

**** McGee

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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no boobies 29 May 2013, 16:39 United States

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

25 February 2011, 01:29

That sucks. But it's what you were given.

BananaPancakesJJ 0

25 February 2011, 13:37

@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.

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letmethinknow 0

25 February 2011, 03:49

why even wear a bra..

ancora 1

25 February 2011, 16:56

I wonder how much the bra industry makes off of women who don't actually need them. The main function of a bra is to support the breasts to avoid discomfort...if you're an A or AA (or maybe even a B cup), you may not even need to wear one. Of course it comes down to personal preference. I understand that wearing nice bras can make you feel sexy, though some women only wear bras because feel self-conscious without one. Should they though? Men can walk around with no shirts, but a woman is embarrassed if other people see more than the general shape of their chest. If you choose to go braless, there are always camisoles with built-in support (that offer a bit more privacy than going without) and tank tops. Or nothing at all. I don't care whether people wear bras or not, but I care whether they feel like it is their choice.