Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks. But it's what you were given.
BananaPancakesJJ 0
@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.
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brighteyes81 0
How so?
brighteyes81 0
^That was to 3.
Laxinitup 18
It really isn't that big of a deal; all that matters is that you are unique, great personality and overall a good person. Sure, most guys notice physical features first but that definitely is not the most important thing; at least to a guy that is worth your time. To me, as long as a girl has enough of a chest to hang onto its all good. ^_^
nerdsgetmehot 22
#31 Plus, some guys prefer small boobs. Having small boobs doesn't make someone unattractive in my opinion.
IsaacYorkHawk 0
This reminds me of a line from SNL back in the day: "In the year 2000, men will actually begin desiring women who have great personalities. In a related story, breasts will be renamed 'personalities." Boobs matter.
nerdsgetmehot 22
#336 Boobs do matter, but the thing is that not all guys think that bigger is better when it comes to boobs. Ooh, so shocking! :P
suprmidgt 0
I have a buddy that think anything bigger then. B is a waste/gross. I think he is crazy but everyone is intitled to their own opinions. There is someone out there for everyone.
5t3ff1k4h 44
Funny... any FML I submitted hasn't had anything to do with my boobs. What does that tell you? I think you should quit before you get yourself in more shit.
ilikeemsmall 4
Hey, I have no problem with small boobs on woman. Hers won't be hanging around belly button level when she's older. Much more important that she has a nice disposition!
brighteyes81 0
You're an ass. Leave OP alone. What do you know about **** anyway? I doubt you've ever been laid.
emo_devon 11
hey, OP....some ppl appreciate small boobs ^^ no srsly, there are ppl who prefer the smaller ones over the bigger ones. plus, it's easier to find bras for smaller boobs rather than bigger boobs, and you won't suffer back pain. Plus, you can choose NOT to wear a bra every now and then!
keepmeonthedl 7
You said it. I wish I could have the choice to wear a bra or not.
jess6blondie9 2
You do have a choice, actually.
keepmeonthedl 7
I do. But it would not be pretty if I walked around without a bra.
X_o_X_ocutie 0
aww emo_devon is cute =)
AleAleJandra 1
#454 No one has pathetic boobs. Don't feel like you're all that just because you wear 32B. Calm down.
5t3ff1k4h 44
454 - Since the Average size in America is a C cup, anyone with less than that has pathetic boobs. Yeah, doesn't feel to nice, does it? 32B isn't even that big, missy, so don't go thinking you're all that. Boobs are boobs. You aren't of a higher status just because you're a slightly larger size than the girl next to you. It's people like you who make me sick.
ulicksam 0
Small **** can be very sexy. Too often, big ones are unshapely, saggy, and just too much. Better too small than too big.
Laxinitup 18
Even though you are right and he is a jerk; the best way to get trolls to leave is to not feed them. Sooner or later they will get bored from not getting the attention they want.
colhyena 3
Wow. Whats wrong with 32AA boobs? Thats my size as well, and I'm very happy with mine. There are plenty of places to buy bras.. like aerie, they have tons of bras in 32AA. OP is being part of the problem of why so many women have self esteem issues. Be happy with your body.
jsmathwiz 2
Don't worry about it OP. I personally like girls with smaller boobs than I. There's nothing wrong with you, and just be happy with whomever you are. I'm sure you are just fine.