Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks. But it's what you were given.
BananaPancakesJJ 0
@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.
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EmoLittleBish 0
#40 I love your pic And OP its not a big deal girl! Everyones different, I'm a 38C -_-
robotofu 0
what exactly are you supporting with a bra then?
brighteyes81 0
I can't speak for everyone but for me atleast having smaller boobs would mean less problems. I use to be a 32DD, I'm now a 32D, and either way it hurts! My back hurts all the time. It's not just having bigger breast but also being smaller framed. I'm 5'8, 120lbs and have a D cup and it's just too much weight on top. It's also harder to find a bra, shirt or dress that fits right because of them. Don't get me wrong, I love my breast, but it's a pain in the ass sometimes. I'd love to go running comfortably but I have to wear two special sport bras a tight shirt (to keep the in place somewhat) and a jacket and they still hurt.
Acousticpixie14 6
I've got big ones and I play soccer and dance so I feel you on the running thing. Ace bandages help. After the second sports bra take an Ace bandage and wrap it around you SUPER tight.
mintcar 9
I'm a 36 D. Go ahead, take a cup.
lifesabeach1213 7
I'm sorry, why do you wear a bra? I had Cs by the time I was in 4th grade and it's not like I was about to wear bra in 2nd grade...
colhyena 3
Since a lot of people don't seem to understand why we wear bras, I'll tell you. Though I'm not a big fan of bras myself, I'd rather not wear them. I'd also rather not have my nipples poke out, well, really I wouldn't care about it if it was more of a social norm than it is, but I wouldn't feel comfortable with a bunch of people staring at my nipples. And that is why I wear bras, also they look sexy.
emmanizzer 6
you had c's in fourth grade? holy crap. boobs are not something a fourth grader needs....
auto_da_fe 2
#79, That's exactly why I wear them too. I'm pretty sure that would make for an awkward conversation.
shadowssilence 6
jus cuz some people are dif doesnt mean u shld be a hater
jdawgg92 1
amen!!
maddieomg 0
itty bitty titty committee!!!! I'm a 32A!!! Yeaaaa! I love being so tiny! one time I went dress shopping with my friends (all B+'s) and we all tried to fit in the same dress and I was the only one that did! they all wanted it but it only came in my size!! hahaha go team A!!!
sweet_candy_ 17
Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes?? A- Almost Boobs B- Barely Boobs C- Can't Complain D- Dang! DD- Double Dang!! E- Enormous F- FAKE G- Get a Reduction H- HELP ME, I've fallen & can't get up!
Tomatobee 4
You definitely did NOT make that up.
anorexicbarbie 8
Wow 206 what are you doing on FML?! Go out and solve crimes with your amazing detective skills!
dramayall 0
I'm a 34D, trust me, it's not worth it. I have to wear granny sports bras when I work out so they don't hit my damn chin. And I can't wear some tops because my boobs are half falling out. Don't worry, work it