Health and Underwear: **** McGee - FML

**** McGee

By Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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By historyfreak_17 - 17/06/2012 07:11 - United States - Dearborn Heights

Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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By sorrynotsorry - 19/08/2014 02:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

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By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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Pick me!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Top comments

JrPeru14 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:11

he's just trying to sell don't take it personally..

bluegoldfish 7

Friday 27 May 2011 12:33

pretty sure op isnt a man

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fuckkkkk_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:57

push up bras are nice

crazycatlady15 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:40

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

phillynena 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:51

look...it happens sometimes...every women doesnt have perfect breasts...yea it sucks but at least it wasnt a guy making the comment....there are exercises that help lift your chest...

kathira120 3

Monday 11 May 2009 3:53

Wait...does that mean you have big boobs? Or little?

DecayDance_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 19:41

Saggy. ^^

awesomeperson 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:16

i feel your pain man.

bluegoldfish 7

Friday 27 May 2011 12:33

pretty sure op isnt a man

CrazyShytHappens 4

Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:22

And if OP was a man, that would be REALLY awkward.

LittleLoserGirl 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:30

Chicken fillets ftw!

danis_fml 12

Saturday 10 October 2009 15:16



EmreArslan 11

Friday 18 November 2011 19:06

I wonder how ur comment would look on a pc ( im on my ipod touch :D)

XxSKELETOxX 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:06

Haha sucks for you, OP

daniisme 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:10

Ommm nom nom. :D

thievingbird 5

Sunday 2 May 2010 7:25

she was probably just doing her job, you're too sensitive.

iplaylax 0

Friday 4 June 2010 0:44

.......no

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