By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
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RainbowHeadache 2

& then you snapped right? Because I would be so livid.

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ceilingfans 1

Are you sure it was vomit? He could have been furiously masterbating.

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RainbowHeadache 2

& then you snapped right? Because I would be so livid.

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TubaFTW 2

I'd turn around and throw up right back... I'd be so disgusted.

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zombicidal 11

I was expecting a cumshot. I need to stop watching so much ****

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kyarush 10

I would have snapped alright. Snapped his neck!

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Sebastian_NG 17

It must have been one hell of a movie for him to (almost) endure the entire movie with nausea

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monkeysareyummy 0

Haha oh my god #35 that comment just made my life.

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The_Troller 14

That wasn't vomit...

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ProjeKtSC2 8

I read "you're" profile and you sound like a real ass... "bro" Also why are you complaining about 12 year olds, when "your" 14!?! I hope this pissed you off haha ;)

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EvilTwerp 12

I agree with 43. And old people complain about young people saying 'bro' and 'dude'. So I assume that makes you a 14 year old raised by old people.

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The_Troller 14

43- I really don't care at all, most of my profile is sarcastic anyway.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

50- If you "don't care at all" why did you post a response to him.

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The_Troller 14

52- I don't care about any of the things 43 put in his comment just to annoy me. But I do care about the fact that he put in the "I hope this pisses you off" part, because it was uncalled for and unnecessary. And I have OCD, so I really can't help it when things like bad grammar bother me.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

If you're really someone who hates uncalled for and unnecessary things you probably could've picked a better username.

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The_Troller 14

True, true. But I'm not creative... at all.

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YDIomg 9

for the record, your profile pic is pretty awesome.

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desireev 17

43- I had to check out his profile after you said that. Aaaaaand.... I think I just died laughing!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

If I were a girl or a homosexual I think semen would be better than vomit, vomit is so gross! D:

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s1ckpup 0

#32 , you're **** for even sayin that -_-

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ohSNAPyall 26

But you wouldn't think that as a straight guy? Let me tell you, as a woman, I'd find that foul -- not sexy, complimentary nor whatever else you think would make it more acceptable to gals or (male) gays.

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ceilingfans 1

Are you sure it was vomit? He could have been furiously masterbating.

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farhil 14

The only two people shot in the theater were Abraham Lincoln and the guy in front of Peewee Herman

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cmac86 23

^farhil, I don't know why your comment made me laugh so hard. I guess it just really got me.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

You're lucky you hadn't turned around with your mouth open ready to chew him out.

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miker1000 0

Yummy!! Seconds please!!

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SamCat 21

absolutely gross! fyl op... what is read, cannot be un-read fml eww :/

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monkeysareyummy 0

My first thought was "one of the nasty guys who masturbates in public"

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Ohmie 5

I hope none of it went into the popcorn!

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Cheerieful_fml 2

Don't worry, if she got a large she gets free refills.

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