Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
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RainbowHeadache
| 2
& then you snapped right?
Because I would be so livid.
Because I would be so livid.
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TubaFTW
| 2
I'd turn around and throw up right back... I'd be so disgusted.
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EddiE_CN
| 8
Oh god!! The mental image...
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zombicidal
| 11
I was expecting a cumshot. I need to stop watching so much porn
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kyarush
| 10
I would have snapped alright. Snapped his neck!
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Keyman1212
| 14
Rule 34, NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Sebastian_NG
| 17
It must have been one hell of a movie for him to (almost) endure the entire movie with nausea
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metallicshadow
| 16
who wants chowda?
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monkeysareyummy
| 0
Haha oh my god #35 that comment just made my life.
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CalebEatsZombies
| 2
Where's my knife? >_
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The_Troller
| 14
That wasn't vomit...
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ProjeKtSC2
| 8
I read "you're" profile and you sound like a real ass... "bro"
Also why are you complaining about 12 year olds, when "your" 14!?!
I hope this pissed you off haha ;)
Also why are you complaining about 12 year olds, when "your" 14!?!
I hope this pissed you off haha ;)
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EvilTwerp
| 12
I agree with 43. And old people complain about young people saying 'bro' and 'dude'. So I assume that makes you a 14 year old raised by old people.
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The_Troller
| 14
43- I really don't care at all, most of my profile is sarcastic anyway.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
50- If you "don't care at all" why did you post a response to him.
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The_Troller
| 14
52- I don't care about any of the things 43 put in his comment just to annoy me. But I do care about the fact that he put in the "I hope this pisses you off" part, because it was uncalled for and unnecessary. And I have OCD, so I really can't help it when things like bad grammar bother me.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
If you're really someone who hates uncalled for and unnecessary things you probably could've picked a better username.
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The_Troller
| 14
True, true. But I'm not creative... at all.
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YDIomg
| 9
for the record, your profile pic is pretty awesome.
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desireev
| 17
43- I had to check out his profile after you said that. Aaaaaand.... I think I just died laughing!
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The_Troller
| 14
In a good way?
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Trolliolio
| 6
88- How was your comment posted then?
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MTJY
| 21
At least it was only vomit?
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tragicnightmare
| 15
"there she blows!!"
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hackaypreeseh
| 2
Only?
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MTJY
| 21
After heavy breathing and weird noises from a guy, I'd be glad it was only vomit.
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OhHeySlogan
| 4
No... You'd be disgusted like everyone else.
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ppeanutbutter
| 1
i see what you did there.
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ianbeef
| 11
Gross
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
If I were a girl or a homosexual I think semen would be better than vomit, vomit is so gross! D:
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s1ckpup
| 0
#32 , you're homo for even sayin that -_-
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Lolwtf^
XD
XD
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
But you wouldn't think that as a straight guy?
Let me tell you, as a woman, I'd find that foul -- not sexy, complimentary nor whatever else you think would make it more acceptable to gals or (male) gays.
Let me tell you, as a woman, I'd find that foul -- not sexy, complimentary nor whatever else you think would make it more acceptable to gals or (male) gays.
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ceilingfans
| 1
Are you sure it was vomit? He could have been furiously masterbating.
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ilikeapplejuice
| 7
like PeeWee?
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farhil
| 14
The only two people shot in the theater were Abraham Lincoln and the guy in front of Peewee Herman
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cmac86
| 23
^farhil, I don't know why your comment made me laugh so hard. I guess it just really got me.
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Trolliolio
| 6
^...hard.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
You're lucky you hadn't turned around with your mouth open ready to chew him out.
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miker1000
| 0
Yummy!! Seconds please!!
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Torva_fml
| 16
You're gross.^
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SamCat
| 21
absolutely gross! fyl op... what is read, cannot be un-read fml eww :/
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monkeysareyummy
| 0
My first thought was "one of the nasty guys who masturbates in public"
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Ohmie
| 5
I hope none of it went into the popcorn!
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Cheerieful_fml
| 2
Don't worry, if she got a large she gets free refills.
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pizzaisyummy
| 0
And there's the snap
Because I would be so livid.