By DocBastard - 17/12/2011 02:29 - United States
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Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.
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Why is everyone shitting themselves over the bastard getting an FML published? What I really want to know, is how is Doc's other daughter doing? She's gotta be like 4-6 now maybe? And in case anyone ACTUALLY thinks I was being serious about drinking, I was speaking facetiously.
Anyone who willfully makes the mistake of having a child really deserves whatever comes their way, so YDI.
Remember those parrots that repeat what you say, small children are very much like them.
You do seem to be in quite a jam. I would definitely call a toe-truck. Holy Shat it's Doc!!!
Holy moly! DocBastard wrote an FML!!!!! Don't feel bad though Doc, that could have happened to anyone. The things people say when they stub their toe!
Swearing when you're in that much pain isn't really voluntary. I'm sure that this incident won't affect your daughter's ability to grow up to be a well adjusted person.
DocBastard you always make my day :) and fyl because i've been there done that and it sucks
My parents have been there. When I was about one, my dad dropped something and yelled "FUCK". I walked around the house singing "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" for awhile :) And then I stopped. Don't worry Doc, she'll get bored of it if you guys don't react TOO harshly :-)