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Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.
By DocBastard - / Saturday 17 December 2011 02:29 / United States
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By  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

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By  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

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  delilah09  |  6

While we're at it, let's teach her how to dance on a pole too guys ...

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  thor89  |  0

Dare you assholes compare cursing and sex

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

Too far, guys. Curse words are still just words. She won't even know what it means anyway, and if the parents don't make a big deal of it she won't go around saying it just to get a reaction, the way all kids do.

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  Keyman1212  |  14

Why is everyone shitting themselves over the bastard getting an FML published? What I really want to know, is how is Doc's other daughter doing? She's gotta be like 4-6 now maybe? And in case anyone ACTUALLY thinks I was being serious about drinking, I was speaking facetiously.

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I think he deserved it. A father needs more self control than that. I broke my foot without screaming and I'm sixteen.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Had you also just been trying to get an angry, writhing, screaming toddler to sleep for two hours while being chronically sleep deprived? No? The two situations do not compare, kiddo.

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  Dalliance  |  4

Not only did DocBastard get an FML published, it was the first one he ever submitted. That's pretty awesome. Worth it to wait until you have a *really* good story to submit.

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Actually, I have done that before. I have three younger sisters. It's happened a few times.

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  Akai_fml  |  4

Anyone who willfully makes the mistake of having a child really deserves whatever comes their way, so YDI.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.

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  gntfmlingnow  |  12

I really don't understand the big deal about it actually getting published. The first one I ever posted got published, though the 11 since then haven't. I honestly think it's a bigger deal that Doc posted this than that he got it published.

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Douche. Just bear in mind, you were the reason your parents ever hated the world. And I'm sure your parents didn't deserve to be curse by your existence.

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  cheesypies  |  6

Exactly. YDI for being a father, but not able to watch your language. If it's such a reflex...

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  ilyWoods  |  5

Being a parent doesn't make you an invincible, perfect superhero! They are still human. And having a baby doesn't make you grow up over night, it's a process!

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  Lovina_fml  |  8

My friends little sister has a wide vocabulary of profanity she has learned from overhearing her father due to his loudness. Her mom is not pleased at all.

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  yumlicious  |  4

My parents are perfect. They've never messed up!

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  forkscop  |  0

Uh, can someone fill me in who is doc?

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  HappyJello  |  7

Sorry for singing stupid, but who's Doc?

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  iemislayer  |  10

Who is doc bastard???

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  SeldomHappy  |  3

Umm, who is Jesus? Is he a friend of the doc?

By  sadistmonkey  |  19

Swearing when you're in that much pain isn't really voluntary. I'm sure that this incident won't affect your daughter's ability to grow up to be a well adjusted person.

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  SlaveToRetail  |  10

It's surprisingly hard to censor yourself, especially when you manage to break a bone. I wacked my foot really hard today at work and could only say garbled gibberish to cover yelling profanity.

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  ohmandapants  |  16

My parents have been there. When I was about one, my dad dropped something and yelled "FUCK". I walked around the house singing "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" for awhile :) And then I stopped. Don't worry Doc, she'll get bored of it if you guys don't react TOO harshly :-)

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