By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 031
You deserved it 2 528

Same thing different taste

Top comments

RainbowHeadache 2

& then you snapped right? Because I would be so livid.

ceilingfans 1

Are you sure it was vomit? He could have been furiously masterbating.

Comments

littlemsweirdo 12

Yuck, simply yuck. I have no further comment.

This is disgusting; why wouldn't the guy have gotten up to leave if he felt like he was going to puke? I hate people that just puke wherever they are; it's disgusting and especially rude if there are other people around. I mean is it that hard to go find a bathroom or trashcan? If it was that urgent, he could've at least puked in his popcorn bag/bucket; SOMETHING besides puking all over this poor girl's back. Ugh.

drunkenrabbit 0

If he was that sick, why didn't he get up and go to the bathroom? Lol, FYL OP, that's the worst.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Eeeew! FYL for sure. The guy should've left if he wasn't feeling well.

I'm sympathetic to people who suddenly get sick with no warning, but this guy must have known he was sick if he was groaning the whole time. It's 100% his fault, and it sucks to be OP. And as someone who used to work at a theatre, I gotta say this is a big FML for the staff as well, who'll probably be the ones stuck cleaning it up.

I would of bet the shit out of him and threw up on him

hateevryone 14

you should've moved away from his ass. ugh!!