Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
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lowkeybelieber
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Look on the bright side. He lost 10 dollars with that drink.
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Cads1
| 24
You are complaining about receiving a free drink?
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lowkeybelieber
| 7
Look on the bright side. He lost 10 dollars with that drink.
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slingerslasher
| 24
Movie logic: 10 bucks for a ticket. Oh, you want to eat popcorn too? Sure, that'll be 14 dollars, your right nut, and your firstborn child, provided you can still have children with just one testicle
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Zebediabolical
| 37
Movie Logic: The vast majority of the ticket money goes to the studio so we'll make ours on concessions.
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Kramer1998
| 20
More than that even
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samm_fucked
| 8
Looks like your in a sticky situation
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slingerslasher
| 24
Why does someone in the top 4 comments always attempt to make a crappy pun
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lulinator
| 40
Once upon a time, being the first one to make a pun made you a commenting God. Kind of like a new relationship, when the girl giggles at everything her boyfriend says, thinking he's the funniest thing on earth. Then, as time goes on, the boy's lame jokes get old, and all he can get out of her is a blank stare. Which is equivalent to a thumbing down on FML.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
What a drinky situation
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heartofhannah
| 28
That made zero sense.
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EatUrGreens
| 20
#13 Once a pun a time.. *runs away quickly*
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Ashamed_Sister
| 60
I actually looked for a pun about OP's username. Are you serious, "zaynemaliksvagina"?
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mr_sarcastic416
| 29
#47 me too lol I'm just scrolling through the comments for jokes about ops username lol
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WOTAN1488
| 24
Damn such people.
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Welshite
| 39
*grabs popcorn*
This ought to be good.
This ought to be good.
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LandoKid
| 9
I approve of this pun.
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tanziir1
| 14
What kinda soda was it?
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raesos91
| 26
I'll be damned if it was a Dr. Pepper!!
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Cads1
| 24
You are complaining about receiving a free drink?
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mds9986
| 24
Can't really drink it after it's been poured on your head. Then again, I guess you can suck the moisture out of your shirt and lick your arm.
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Hyenayena
| 27
You... Why would you...
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gopi_fml
| 21
so would you
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Tournesol143
| 28
You should have informed him you went to the movies to unwind, not cool off.
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uglytwin
| 15
Rage much?
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MandyMeow_fml
| 18
That's a plot twist you weren't expecting.
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LVtaytay
| 12
At least you got a free drink