Movie logic: 10 bucks for a ticket. Oh, you want to eat popcorn too? Sure, that'll be 14 dollars, your right nut, and your firstborn child, provided you can still have children with just one testicle

Movie Logic: The vast majority of the ticket money goes to the studio so we'll make ours on concessions.

More than that even

Why does someone in the top 4 comments always attempt to make a crappy pun

Once upon a time, being the first one to make a pun made you a commenting God. Kind of like a new relationship, when the girl giggles at everything her boyfriend says, thinking he's the funniest thing on earth. Then, as time goes on, the boy's lame jokes get old, and all he can get out of her is a blank stare. Which is equivalent to a thumbing down on FML.

What a drinky situation

That made zero sense.

#13 Once a pun a time.. *runs away quickly*

I actually looked for a pun about OP's username. Are you serious, "zaynemaliksvagina"?

#47 me too lol I'm just scrolling through the comments for jokes about ops username lol

I approve of this pun.

I'll be damned if it was a Dr. Pepper!!

Can't really drink it after it's been poured on your head. Then again, I guess you can suck the moisture out of your shirt and lick your arm.

You... Why would you...

so would you