By Whyme - United States
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
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  puppypuncher  |  5

I believe it's quite sweet to do. OP's date could either be disgusted or accept what he thought she did. I'm sure she would rather him try to make her feel better. Farting along is better than sneering and kicking her in the shins or something.


Reminds me of the time my bf first accidentally farted in front of me after I tickled him and he told me to stop. Haha. I felt bad because he was embarrassed so I let one out so he wouldn't feel bad. Then he made fun of me. -_- Ass. Lol.

  desireev  |  17

It is kinda sweet for him to do.. He coulda been a typical guy and humiliated her if front of all the other people by hollering out "This nasty B**** just farted on me!" or something like that. But instead, he passed one to take the embarrassment off of her! Very sweet.. In a stinky way! :)

  pandm101  |  0

No 59 typical douchebag, not typical guy. My girlfriend has gotten gassy at the worst times and I just shrug it off. And I do mean the WORST times as in going down on her.

  ohmandapants  |  16

^ go away. This isn't an FML for you, princess.
Anyway it is sweet in a weird way. He's trying to make her feel reassured, comfortable with him. He thought she farted and was basically saying "hey that's okay, I still like you and I'm not disgusted. Here, let me prove it."