By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
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Amrel 10

The next step to loving a man, is to love his farts

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Lauren324 18

Yes, but that doesn't change the fact of how smelly it was

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TheMaster15 10

14- It was a joke. Who the hell thinks farting would make her feel better?

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puppypuncher 5

I believe it's quite sweet to do. OP's date could either be disgusted or accept what he thought she did. I'm sure she would rather him try to make her feel better. Farting along is better than sneering and kicking her in the shins or something.

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Liimitless 6

I can't take you seriously when your picture is telling me to 'moo bitch get out the way.'

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XmyviolentheartX 13

Reminds me of the time my bf first accidentally farted in front of me after I tickled him and he told me to stop. Haha. I felt bad because he was embarrassed so I let one out so he wouldn't feel bad. Then he made fun of me. -_- Ass. Lol.

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desireev 17

It is kinda sweet for him to do.. He coulda been a typical guy and humiliated her if front of all the other people by hollering out "This nasty B**** just farted on me!" or something like that. But instead, he passed one to take the embarrassment off of her! Very sweet.. In a stinky way! :)

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pandm101 0

No 59 typical douchebag, not typical guy. My girlfriend has gotten gassy at the worst times and I just shrug it off. And I do mean the WORST times as in going down on her.

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JacobWithaY 5

I think instead of breaking the ice he just melted it

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Amrel 10

Its funny cause a lot of you are acting like if she actually farted

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RochelleRedvines 8

So I'm guessing the date went well?

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freakinglaugher 10

Look on the bright side, could of been a shart.

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Vikkichikkii 2

I love banging people I meet on hoookupstonight.gu.ma

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iliketofu 6

Never in history of commentary has there been made a comment as witty as yours. You are the true boss. Hail to the king!!!

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Ballin8864 4

Or a cupcake . ;)

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Ijas 2

Or a chocolate cupcake with a cookie on top

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supnowww 0

How about a bottle of STFU.

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HetaliaFreak 10

Combo break, motherfuckers.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Damn you ^ I was gonna say something :L Lol.

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Amrel 10

The next step to loving a man, is to love his farts

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desireev 17

Actually, you have to "love the farts" BEFORE you love the man! Lol Kinda weird how that works that way.. :)

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chili10 18

It's the sexiest think a woman can do.

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Androidz 0

Hands down, dick up, most original comment on FML. Thank you 4.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

34 - Your phrasing... It's unique, i'll give it that.

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Infamous_Hawk 6

I agree..haha.

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Buttsexpirate 9

That's some real love right there OP! I'm so happy to see that butts bring people together.

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deviable 9

You seem like you'd be the resident expert on farts amiright?

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weasel123 9

Buttsexpirate, the combination of your username and this comment is a bit unsettling....

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Amrel 10

Ironic, because in but secks you be spreading yer cheeks arrrgh

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biglittlehead 12

I want to thumb this up, but I can't because it has 69 thumbs up and I don't want to distort the magic number.

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leh9 2

Your pict is perf for this comment:)

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GovernorGeneral 8

You can go ahead and give it a thumbs up cause it has 123 now or do you not want to distort that 123, abc, number either -.-

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ZDK5498 6

my gosh! how thoughtful of him.. just trying to brake the ice

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emvictoria 9

Atleast you know he won't judge you if you do let one rip.

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leogirl95 12

Challenge accepted?

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Not if said challenge is from Peter Griffin or Michael Moore..

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lakerslover1234 0

At least he was trying to be nice. So it's more like **** his life

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Pentium_4 27

is this even an FML? haha but don't you just love all the awkwardness in the beginning of a relationship

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ohmandapants 16

^ go away. This isn't an FML for you, princess. Anyway it is sweet in a weird way. He's trying to make her feel reassured, comfortable with him. He thought she farted and was basically saying "hey that's okay, I still like you and I'm not disgusted. Here, let me prove it."

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