Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people...

By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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jagars 10

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:19

YDI- acting like a 12 year old does not stop other people from acting immature.

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:13

What movie were you watching? The theater's surround sound must be pretty good if the background sound sounds so real and so close.

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Mirorbo 26

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:13

What movie were you watching? The theater's surround sound must be pretty good if the background sound sounds so real and so close.

thecrazyasian 3

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:29

lol someone is retarded

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:41

Well that certainly was rude of you, darling. You couldn't make it your own comment? It had to be a reply?

TyronetheOG 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 10:37

13 That was ******* uncalled for dude.

Wirebiter 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 12:46

***SUCH A BIG DEAL***

rciccone 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 13:40

#13 is CUTE ^_^

Moo_Horse 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 16:46

my bad @36 agreed

Mehness 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 17:02

44 is cute... if you're Pedobear.

rciccone 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 17:49

#48 is CUTE, if you're blind :D

regine22joy 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:05

48's picture is WIN. I am too :)

EvilDoll 7

Sunday 24 October 2010 22:39

#1 is cute... if you like big fluffy Afros that look like a comfy pillow pillow~

dius 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 23:23

you mad bro

uniongirl02 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:19

someone feels dumb " cough" "cough" op

Honesty4U 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 10:50

Ha!

jagars 10

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:19

YDI- acting like a 12 year old does not stop other people from acting immature.

deadlyriot101 7

Friday 24 February 2012 21:22

Twelve year olds aren't that stupid. Try about 6 years old.

Dukekamono 5

Monday 6 August 2012 11:22

I'm sure any age group qualifies

Lindsaykae 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:19

hahahahahaha I would feel really stupid.

lenamartinovic 13

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:20

Why were you throwing popcorn in the first place?

TyronetheOG 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 10:35

Lol.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 24 October 2010 12:03

Well, they weren't going to eat it anyway.

teentee401 36

Saturday 9 August 2014 23:03

Yeah, when people are being annoying in a theater, I usually just tell the nearby usher.

xdeadxradiox 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:23

Ahh! It must have been Paranormal Activity 2! Same thing happened when I went to see it!

Wirebiter 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 12:48

Everyone got bored and fell asleep, because it was boring as ****?

Moo_Horse 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 16:48

dude i loved paranormal activity two it was scarier than the first

xdeadxradiox 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:53

Haha nahh. There was extremely loud talking at one part. Not sure if it was actually was the movie or people getting out of the theater beside us.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:23

perhaps you should be limited to silent films. |the kid|

windergirl6 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:24

Ur so stupid ,REALLY !

Moo_Horse 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 16:50

you are so dumb. you are really dumb. fo real

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:26

Lol epic fail.

EightInchNails 9

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:26

Dare I say, idiot?

Honesty4U 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 10:52

LOVE the pic!!!

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