By Lewis "Your degree will open so many doors" The way I live determined, that was a lie! 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AlyssaBC - United States Today, I received an e-mail from the Unemployment Department saying they had a job referral for me. After excitedly reading the description, I realised it was the job I'd just been fired from (at a much higher pay). If I don't go through the application process, I will be denied my unemployment. FML I agree, your life sucks 28593 You deserved it 2618 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/5/2020 17:00 Mind control Today, after my fiancee gave me $100 to spend at the garden center as my Mother's Day gift, when I was on my way home from the center, he called and yelled at me because I didn't get what he wanted me to get. FML I agree, your life sucks 1566 You deserved it 129 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By that's methed up, darling - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML I agree, your life sucks 40793 You deserved it 6058 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gaylord - United States - Aspers Today, I realized that my somewhat flamboyant behavior may have given people the wrong impression when my classmate tried to set me up with one of her male friends. I've been trying to work up the courage to ask her out all semester. FML I agree, your life sucks 13719 You deserved it 2153 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By frustrated girlfriend - United States - Raleigh Today, my boyfriend and I spent all day preparing an amazing meal for my extended family, and then 3 hours before dinner his crazy mother forced him home because she felt "excluded". He's spent the past 3 days with her. There's no way for me to keep him and get rid of her. FML I agree, your life sucks 5158 You deserved it 441 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Rowland Heights Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML I agree, your life sucks 50478 You deserved it 5650 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By youlovewaffles Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML I agree, your life sucks 1198 You deserved it 389 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JellicleCat - United Kingdom - London Today, I met the man of my dreams. Insane click. He’s just as in love with me. He’s also got a condition I research in my job. It’s literally unethical for us to date. FML I agree, your life sucks 2360 You deserved it 307 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By argh - Australia Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML I agree, your life sucks 10390 You deserved it 32127 180 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML I agree, your life sucks 43140 You deserved it 2563 163 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By skygardens Today, I had just gotten home after being away for 8 months. My key didn’t work on my lock and while I was messing the door a man with a child opened. My landlord gave someone my apartment while I was away. FML I agree, your life sucks 3374 You deserved it 211 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lifeguard down - United States Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML I agree, your life sucks 30628 You deserved it 13260 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By B - United States Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML I agree, your life sucks 25265 You deserved it 4639 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By meet Chloe - Australia Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML I agree, your life sucks 43781 You deserved it 8513 192 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cassidy Bowen - United States - San Francisco Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 29516 You deserved it 6530 189 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By besviken - Sweden - Uppsala Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML I agree, your life sucks 44280 You deserved it 6290 150 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TCRII - 22/12/2020 08:09 The Covid who stole Christmas Today, I picked up my 5 year-old son for Christmas break. We were on the way to the airport, talking about Santa and what we were going to do over the break when my fiancée called to tell me that she had been exposed to Covid-19. I took him home to his mom's and missed my flight. FML I agree, your life sucks 744 You deserved it 426 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML I agree, your life sucks 5919 You deserved it 504 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mustachioed - United States Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML I agree, your life sucks 18015 You deserved it 18754 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Landlocked Today, my dad thought it would be a good idea to show my 5-year-old son a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. My son is now terrified of hurricanes. We live in Utah. FML I agree, your life sucks 1653 You deserved it 187 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML I agree, your life sucks 37213 You deserved it 4372 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Broke - United States - Los Angeles Today, my boyfriend and I are looking at places to stay to meet for the first time. I figured renting a small vacation apartment would be ideal because he's not able to help pay because he isn't working and I'm not rich. He's telling me he can only be comfortable in 4 star hotels. FML I agree, your life sucks 14885 You deserved it 2285 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/11/2020 17:03 This charming man Today, I found out my husband cheated on me while I was pregnant. And gave me an STD. FML I agree, your life sucks 1463 You deserved it 93 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pouponette - France Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML I agree, your life sucks 14001 You deserved it 1680 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FrOsTy25 Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML I agree, your life sucks 50662 You deserved it 7612 183 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML I agree, your life sucks 14494 You deserved it 26268 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I went to the location of me and my wife’s first date, because I miss her and barely get to see her because of our work schedules. Only to see her there on a date. FML I agree, your life sucks 3606 You deserved it 193 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/9/2020 23:01 - United States - Waldwick Facebook Science Today, I was going to hang out with my crush and tell him how I felt, but he cancelled because I had COVID 5 months ago and his mom is afraid I’m contagious. I’m safer to hang out with because I now have antibodies and can’t transmit it. I’ve also had 4 negative tests since then. FML I agree, your life sucks 987 You deserved it 116 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rejectedmidair - United States Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML I agree, your life sucks 37113 You deserved it 7022 169 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By great - United States - Porter Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML I agree, your life sucks 37978 You deserved it 3351 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nosexever? Today, my husband started a new job as an OTR truck driver. He was assigned one week of home time each month, which happens to be the same exact week my period comes every month. FML I agree, your life sucks 3047 You deserved it 226 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By flowerging - United States - Stony Brook Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML I agree, your life sucks 44402 You deserved it 16218 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Normal - United States Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML I agree, your life sucks 31920 You deserved it 3846 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By redcherries90 - United States Today, I slipped on the new snow and sprained my ankle. As my mom and I were leaving the emergency room, she says, "You owe me $4 for parking," and she meant it. FML I agree, your life sucks 31606 You deserved it 3982 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nikse - United States Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML I agree, your life sucks 19298 You deserved it 51901 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Coach - United States Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML I agree, your life sucks 8314 You deserved it 41503 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Smelly Thrones Today, I hate this time of year, not only because everything is pumpkin spice, but because of Bath and Body work sales. I work in an office full of women, and when Bath and Body has a sale, it's Game Of Smell Thrones in the office. My allergies then act up, and I handle the office phones. FML I agree, your life sucks 1409 You deserved it 241 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bailey - United States Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 48644 You deserved it 14051 295 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By emancipate me - United States - Knoxville Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML I agree, your life sucks 14112 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1462 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Long Beach Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML I agree, your life sucks 40889 You deserved it 8367 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML I agree, your life sucks 783 You deserved it 57 4 Comments
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 892 You deserved it 315 6 Comments
