"Your degree will open so many doors" The way I live determined, that was a lie! I agree, your life sucks 196 I agree, your life sucks 196 You deserved it 88 You deserved it 88 6 0 1 23 By Lewis - / Tuesday 18 December 2018 00:30 /
Today I was going to bed with my wife and she was giving all the signs that she wanted to get it on. I rolled to her side of the bed and made my move.... I agree, your life sucks 1228 I agree, your life sucks 1228 You deserved it 188 You deserved it 188 20
Today...I woke up only to find out that I had gotten so drunk the night before and taken home 3 guys. I don't know what happened but everything hurts.... I agree, your life sucks 340 I agree, your life sucks 340 You deserved it 709 You deserved it 709 11
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
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