Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML
Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing, "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
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RainbowHeadache 2
& then you snapped right? Because I would be so livid.
ceilingfans 1
Are you sure it was vomit? He could have been furiously masterbating.
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Comments (108)
birdmanjr 1
Sorry about that dude. That was me.
Rapt0rJesus 0
Refueling post
HollyDolly660 8
It was probably the new Twilight movie...
bubo_fml 11
I had the same reaction @ 'Mission Impossible IV.'
Listerinekiss_fml 7
Giving that man a good old fashioned ass whooping would've sufficed the world has bathrooms for a reason he was old enough to use one
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's nasty, the guy was certainly old enough to go to the bathroom. If he couldn't make it, he could have easily lowered his head and puked on the floor. Disgusting. And to all the Twilight hating comments, knock it off, OP didn't say she went to see Twilight, and the movie has nothing to do with someone barfing. Well, it might if it were disgusting like with a bunch of vomit and blood/gore, but that's beside the point. The point is, OP paid to see a movie, not get puked on by some idiot who couldn't leave to puke in the bathroom and waited until halfway through the movie to upchuck.
Ssampson1464 0
sounds about right.
z_impaler 4
Ugh! My life sucks pretty bad but I have to tell you, right now, I'm happy I'm me. I'd be all kinds of messed up is somebody threw up on me ! Damn!
DsDude 5
That sucks lol
NissanDriftKing 4
It was just a sign you should have not been there, congrats for having so much patience though :)