By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 031
You deserved it 2 528

Same thing different taste

Top comments

RainbowHeadache 2

& then you snapped right? Because I would be so livid.

ceilingfans 1

Are you sure it was vomit? He could have been furiously masterbating.

Comments

blackstar994 5

I was thinking something els was gonna happen… just made it seem like it.

MrSexyPants 14
leogirl95 12

Ahhh holy shit that's nasty, sorry OP

UnwoundRiver 0

U shoulda just walked away... I would. Thats creepy

OH UGH!!! I'm so sorry!!! That's horrible!

That's awful should have the movie theater or the guy who tossed his cookies on you refund your ticked and pay for the dry clean. Sorry my friend but that sucks

That's awful should have the movie theater or the guy who tossed his cookies on you refund your ticked and pay for the dry clean. Sorry my friend but that sucks

Lol...As I was reading this I thought the guy was jacking off and I thought the outcome was going to be "And he jizzed all over my face" xD But ya. There are many dissapointments in life...This is one of them xD Lalalala^_^

perdix 29

You shouldn't have watched "Jack & Jill" while sitting in front of a movie critic.

desireev 17

Was it really that bad? I was gonna go see that tonight! :(