Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick,...

By Anonymous - 27/9/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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By paid2think | 0

#1464478 - Monday 27 September 2010 15:59

Well does it?

By chocofudges | 3

#1464482 - Monday 27 September 2010 15:59

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?

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By paid2think | 0

#1464478 - Monday 27 September 2010 15:59

Well does it?

ShorTiE4LyFe | 0

#1464498 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:01

Hey he was trying to lighten the mood. :) You should of said yes and started laughing. :)

lizzilla8297 | 2

#1464537 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:08

lololololol!!!!!!!!

allenrotstein | 0

#1464596 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:18

Well, she's a fun gal, kepper!

dennisbar27 | 0

#1464647 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:33

I feel sorry for the other people!xD You guys make a good couple!

imaginaryvoice | 18

#1464662 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:36

I would have just laughed. Lol

seanders | 10

#1464694 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:41

I wouldn't ask permission to fart I'd just let it go lol.

MAGNAVOX | 0

#1464878 - Monday 27 September 2010 17:19

Who or what is kepper?

lalalaloveit | 0

#1464955 - Monday 27 September 2010 17:46

I think they ment keeper.

10_4Franky | 0

#1465088 - Monday 27 September 2010 18:30

Number one, I think that if she burps he's at least allowed to fart. Well actually she "accidentally" burped but who really cares.

TransitionCovery | 0

#1465118 - Monday 27 September 2010 18:38

YDI so bad

sueannpalma | 7

#1465918 - Monday 27 September 2010 21:16

how is this an fml ? me and my bf have burping contests and farting to lmao

thrice324 | 0

#1467150 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:28

Lol I agree with 107. At least he didn't just walk out on you. Which is what most girls would do if a guy did that.

ScrabbleBabe2010 | 0

#1468284 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 5:53

Sorry but...your spelling and grammar was just terrible again. Did you mean top of your class in 1st grade? What is the world coming to? I see so many people who don't know their to, too, and two. They also do not know their there, their and your you'res either, very sad. People are not grammar Nazis, it is just that we want to help. :)

SCO_1130 | 0

#1468644 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:11

Do as I say not as I do?

nond2nv | 4

#1469097 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:38

#38, You're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition.

You're welcome.

nond2nv | 4

#1469102 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:40

***#138***

marlaineeeee | 0

#1469857 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 20:02

it was love at first site wasn't it? lol

hobojo11 | 0

#1648584 - Thursday 4 November 2010 6:58

hahagaha

farhil | 14

#3393831 - Thursday 6 October 2011 3:38

154, sight*

By optimusprime0069 | 8

#1464480 - Monday 27 September 2010 15:59

be fair and say yes

QwertyMcNugget | 0

#1464812 - Monday 27 September 2010 17:05

You're adorable! :D

croso88 | 5

#1465080 - Monday 27 September 2010 18:28

that is epic

QwertyMcNugget | 0

#1468249 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 5:43

What is Epic? :O

By chocofudges | 3

#1464482 - Monday 27 September 2010 15:59

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?

jvoorhees | 0

#1464787 - Monday 27 September 2010 17:03

your right, funny but no fml

imemerald | 3

#1469460 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 15:52

I agree, at least he's got a sense of humor!

SarahBearXoX | 0

#1474014 - Wednesday 29 September 2010 17:52

I know.. I thought it was cute and funny. :

By xGabri3L | 3

#1464484 - Monday 27 September 2010 15:59

Your amazing.

lajaynay | 15

#1464677 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:38

*you're

it's a contraction for "you are" and "your" is possessive.
Learn it, live it. :)

amritsidhu6 | 0

#1464966 - Monday 27 September 2010 17:51

hahaha fag

nazooer | 10

#1470073 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 23:26

It's*

Capitalization is fun.

xninix_fml | 36

#6614557 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:48

@157 Lol I love that you corrected someone who also corrected someone ;P.

By thegooseisloose | 0

#1464486 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:00

Baabi.
:)

By JustKeepBreathin | 0

#1464495 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:00

At least he didn't break up with you?

redbluegreen | 40

#1464672 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:36

But he did break wind.

MetalHead93GB | 0

#1464858 - Monday 27 September 2010 17:15

I see wut u did der! cheeky! :D

schalk | 12

#1465040 - Monday 27 September 2010 18:14

is that Dimebag Darrel in your pic? *makes devilhorns gesture*

RedPillSucks | 31

#1465161 - Monday 27 September 2010 19:02

Hope her name wasn't Windy, ..., erm, ... Wendy.

By aidanawesome | 0

#1464503 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:02

you fail

disturbed4life15 | 0

#1464797 - Monday 27 September 2010 17:04

omg I love your picture... it's gir :)

By TomSmithy | 0

#1464507 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:03

Wmt

By curzy | 6

#1464509 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:03

Stay classy.

natas_fml | 13

#1464604 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:20

stay classy, whales vagina.

SquaresviL7e | 0

#1465976 - Monday 27 September 2010 21:28

Go FYL, San Diego.

By Mpsteve13 | 7

#1464511 - Monday 27 September 2010 16:03

I like your picture frosty46, family reunion is their best song