FML : Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally...

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Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 27 September 2010 11:45 / United States

Love

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By paid2think | 0

#1464478 - Monday 27 September 2010 03:59

Well does it?

By chocofudges | 3

#1464482 - Monday 27 September 2010 03:59

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?

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By paid2think | 0

#1464478 - Monday 27 September 2010 03:59

Well does it?

ShorTiE4LyFe | 0

#1464498 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:01

Hey he was trying to lighten the mood. :) You should of said yes and started laughing. :)

lizzilla8297 | 2

#1464537 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:08

lololololol!!!!!!!!

allenrotstein | 0

#1464596 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:18

Well, she's a fun gal, kepper!

dennisbar27 | 0

#1464647 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:33

I feel sorry for the other people!xD You guys make a good couple!

imaginaryvoice | 18

#1464662 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:36

I would have just laughed. Lol

seanders | 10

#1464694 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:41

I wouldn't ask permission to fart I'd just let it go lol.

MAGNAVOX | 0

#1464878 - Monday 27 September 2010 05:19

Who or what is kepper?

lalalaloveit | 0

#1464955 - Monday 27 September 2010 05:46

I think they ment keeper.

10_4Franky | 0

#1465088 - Monday 27 September 2010 06:30

Number one, I think that if she burps he's at least allowed to fart. Well actually she "accidentally" burped but who really cares.

TransitionCovery | 0

#1465118 - Monday 27 September 2010 06:38

YDI so bad

sueannpalma | 7

#1465918 - Monday 27 September 2010 09:16

how is this an fml ? me and my bf have burping contests and farting to lmao

thrice324 | 0

#1467150 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 01:28

Lol I agree with 107. At least he didn't just walk out on you. Which is what most girls would do if a guy did that.

ScrabbleBabe2010 | 0

#1468284 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 05:53

Sorry but...your spelling and grammar was just terrible again. Did you mean top of your class in 1st grade? What is the world coming to? I see so many people who don't know their to, too, and two. They also do not know their there, their and your you'res either, very sad. People are not grammar Nazis, it is just that we want to help. :)

SCO_1130 | 0

#1468644 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 08:11

Do as I say not as I do?

nond2nv | 4

#1469097 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:38

#38, You're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition. You're welcome.

nond2nv | 4

#1469102 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:40

***#138***

marlaineeeee | 0

#1469857 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 08:02

it was love at first site wasn't it? lol

hobojo11 | 0

#1648584 - Thursday 4 November 2010 06:58

hahagaha

farhil | 14

#3393831 - Thursday 6 October 2011 03:38

154, sight*

By optimusprime0069 | 8

#1464480 - Monday 27 September 2010 03:59

be fair and say yes

QwertyMcNugget | 0

#1464812 - Monday 27 September 2010 05:05

You're adorable! :D

croso88 | 5

#1465080 - Monday 27 September 2010 06:28

that is epic

QwertyMcNugget | 0

#1468249 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 05:43

What is Epic? :O

By chocofudges | 3

#1464482 - Monday 27 September 2010 03:59

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?

jvoorhees | 0

#1464787 - Monday 27 September 2010 05:03

your right, funny but no fml

imemerald | 3

#1469460 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 03:52

I agree, at least he's got a sense of humor!

SarahBearXoX | 0

#1474014 - Wednesday 29 September 2010 05:52

I know.. I thought it was cute and funny. :

By xGabri3L | 3

#1464484 - Monday 27 September 2010 03:59

Your amazing.

lajaynay | 15

#1464677 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:38

*you're it's a contraction for "you are" and "your" is possessive. Learn it, live it. :)

amritsidhu6 | 0

#1464966 - Monday 27 September 2010 05:51

hahaha fag

nazooer | 7

#1470073 - Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:26

It's* Capitalization is fun.

xninix_fml | 36

#6614557 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 04:48

@157 Lol I love that you corrected someone who also corrected someone ;P.

By thegooseisloose | 0

#1464486 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:00

Baabi. :)

By JustKeepBreathin | 0

#1464495 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:00

At least he didn't break up with you?

redbluegreen | 40

#1464672 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:36

But he did break wind.

MetalHead93GB | 0

#1464858 - Monday 27 September 2010 05:15

I see wut u did der! cheeky! :D

schalk | 12

#1465040 - Monday 27 September 2010 06:14

is that Dimebag Darrel in your pic? *makes devilhorns gesture*

RedPillSucks | 30

#1465161 - Monday 27 September 2010 07:02

Hope her name wasn't Windy, ..., erm, ... Wendy.

By aidanawesome | 0

#1464503 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:02

you fail

disturbed4life15 | 0

#1464797 - Monday 27 September 2010 05:04

omg I love your picture... it's gir :)

By TomSmithy | 0

#1464507 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:03

Wmt

By curzy | 6

#1464509 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:03

Stay classy.

natas_fml | 13

#1464604 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:20

stay classy, whales vagina.

SquaresviL7e | 0

#1465976 - Monday 27 September 2010 09:28

Go FYL, San Diego.

By Mpsteve13 | 7

#1464511 - Monday 27 September 2010 04:03

I like your picture frosty46, family reunion is their best song

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