Hey he was trying to lighten the mood. :) You should of said yes and started laughing. :)

lololololol!!!!!!!!

Well, she's a fun gal, kepper!

I feel sorry for the other people!xD You guys make a good couple!

I would have just laughed. Lol

I wouldn't ask permission to fart I'd just let it go lol.

Who or what is kepper?

I think they ment keeper.

Number one, I think that if she burps he's at least allowed to fart. Well actually she "accidentally" burped but who really cares.

YDI so bad

how is this an fml ? me and my bf have burping contests and farting to lmao

Lol I agree with 107. At least he didn't just walk out on you. Which is what most girls would do if a guy did that.

Sorry but...your spelling and grammar was just terrible again. Did you mean top of your class in 1st grade? What is the world coming to? I see so many people who don't know their to, too, and two. They also do not know their there, their and your you'res either, very sad. People are not grammar Nazis, it is just that we want to help. :)

Do as I say not as I do?

#38, You're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition. You're welcome.

***#138***

it was love at first site wasn't it? lol

hahagaha

154, sight*

You're adorable! :D

that is epic

What is Epic? :O

your right, funny but no fml

I agree, at least he's got a sense of humor!

I know.. I thought it was cute and funny. :

*you're it's a contraction for "you are" and "your" is possessive. Learn it, live it. :)

hahaha fag

It's* Capitalization is fun.

@157 Lol I love that you corrected someone who also corrected someone ;P.

But he did break wind.

I see wut u did der! cheeky! :D

is that Dimebag Darrel in your pic? *makes devilhorns gesture*

Hope her name wasn't Windy, ..., erm, ... Wendy.

omg I love your picture... it's gir :)

stay classy, whales vagina.

Go FYL, San Diego.