By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 613
You deserved it 30 204

Same thing different taste

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chocofudges 3

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?

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ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Hey he was trying to lighten the mood. :) You should of said yes and started laughing. :)

lizzilla8297 2
dennisbar27 0

I feel sorry for the other people!xD You guys make a good couple!

I wouldn't ask permission to fart I'd just let it go lol.

MAGNAVOX 0
lalalaloveit 0
10_4Franky 0

Number one, I think that if she burps he's at least allowed to fart. Well actually she "accidentally" burped but who really cares.

how is this an fml ? me and my bf have burping contests and farting to lmao

Lol I agree with 107. At least he didn't just walk out on you. Which is what most girls would do if a guy did that.

Sorry but...your spelling and grammar was just terrible again. Did you mean top of your class in 1st grade? What is the world coming to? I see so many people who don't know their to, too, and two. They also do not know their there, their and your you'res either, very sad. People are not grammar Nazis, it is just that we want to help. :)

SCO_1130 0

#38, You're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition. You're welcome.

chocofudges 3

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?

jvoorhees 0

I agree, at least he's got a sense of humor!

*you're it's a contraction for "you are" and "your" is possessive. Learn it, live it. :)

xninix_fml 36

@157 Lol I love that you corrected someone who also corrected someone ;P.

JustKeepBreathin 0

At least he didn't break up with you?

is that Dimebag Darrel in your pic? *makes devilhorns gesture*

RedPillSucks 31

Hope her name wasn't Windy, ..., erm, ... Wendy.

I like your picture frosty46, family reunion is their best song