Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
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paid2think
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Well does it?
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chocofudges
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haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?
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paid2think
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Well does it?
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ShorTiE4LyFe
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Hey he was trying to lighten the mood. :) You should of said yes and started laughing. :)
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lizzilla8297
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lololololol!!!!!!!!
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allenrotstein
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Well, she's a fun gal, kepper!
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dennisbar27
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I feel sorry for the other people!xD You guys make a good couple!
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imaginaryvoice
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I would have just laughed. Lol
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seanders
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I wouldn't ask permission to fart I'd just let it go lol.
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MAGNAVOX
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Who or what is kepper?
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lalalaloveit
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I think they ment keeper.
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10_4Franky
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Number one, I think that if she burps he's at least allowed to fart. Well actually she "accidentally" burped but who really cares.
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TransitionCovery
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YDI so bad
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sueannpalma
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how is this an fml ? me and my bf have burping contests and farting to lmao
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thrice324
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Lol I agree with 107. At least he didn't just walk out on you. Which is what most girls would do if a guy did that.
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ScrabbleBabe2010
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Sorry but...your spelling and grammar was just terrible again. Did you mean top of your class in 1st grade? What is the world coming to? I see so many people who don't know their to, too, and two. They also do not know their there, their and your you'res either, very sad. People are not grammar Nazis, it is just that we want to help. :)
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SCO_1130
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Do as I say not as I do?
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nond2nv
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#38, You're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
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nond2nv
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***#138***
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marlaineeeee
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it was love at first site wasn't it? lol
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hobojo11
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hahagaha
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farhil
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154, sight*
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optimusprime0069
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be fair and say yes
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QwertyMcNugget
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You're adorable! :D
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croso88
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that is epic
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QwertyMcNugget
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What is Epic? :O
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chocofudges
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haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?
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jvoorhees
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your right, funny but no fml
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imemerald
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I agree, at least he's got a sense of humor!
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SarahBearXoX
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I know.. I thought it was cute and funny. :
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xGabri3L
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Your amazing.
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lajaynay
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*you're
it's a contraction for "you are" and "your" is possessive.
Learn it, live it. :)
it's a contraction for "you are" and "your" is possessive.
Learn it, live it. :)
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amritsidhu6
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hahaha fag
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nazooer
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It's*
Capitalization is fun.
Capitalization is fun.
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xninix_fml
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@157 Lol I love that you corrected someone who also corrected someone ;P.
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thegooseisloose
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Baabi.
:)
:)
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JustKeepBreathin
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At least he didn't break up with you?
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redbluegreen
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But he did break wind.
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MetalHead93GB
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I see wut u did der! cheeky! :D
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schalk
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is that Dimebag Darrel in your pic? *makes devilhorns gesture*
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RedPillSucks
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Hope her name wasn't Windy, ..., erm, ... Wendy.
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aidanawesome
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you fail
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disturbed4life15
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omg I love your picture... it's gir :)
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TomSmithy
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Wmt
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curzy
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Stay classy.
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natas_fml
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stay classy, whales vagina.
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SquaresviL7e
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Go FYL, San Diego.
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Mpsteve13
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I like your picture frosty46, family reunion is their best song