By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 592
You deserved it 30 188

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paid2think 0

Well does it?

chocofudges 3

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?


paid2think 0

Well does it?

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Hey he was trying to lighten the mood. :) You should of said yes and started laughing. :)

lizzilla8297 2


Well, she's a fun gal, kepper!

dennisbar27 0

I feel sorry for the other people!xD You guys make a good couple!

I would have just laughed. Lol

I wouldn't ask permission to fart I'd just let it go lol.


Who or what is kepper?

lalalaloveit 0

I think they ment keeper.

10_4Franky 0

Number one, I think that if she burps he's at least allowed to fart. Well actually she "accidentally" burped but who really cares.

how is this an fml ? me and my bf have burping contests and farting to lmao

Lol I agree with 107. At least he didn't just walk out on you. Which is what most girls would do if a guy did that.

Sorry but...your spelling and grammar was just terrible again. Did you mean top of your class in 1st grade? What is the world coming to? I see so many people who don't know their to, too, and two. They also do not know their there, their and your you'res either, very sad. People are not grammar Nazis, it is just that we want to help. :)

SCO_1130 0

Do as I say not as I do?

#38, You're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition. You're welcome.


it was love at first site wasn't it? lol

hobojo11 0


154, sight*

be fair and say yes

QwertyMcNugget 0

You're adorable! :D

that is epic

QwertyMcNugget 0

What is Epic? :O

chocofudges 3

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?

jvoorhees 0

your right, funny but no fml

I agree, at least he's got a sense of humor!

I know.. I thought it was cute and funny. :

xGabri3L 3

Your amazing.

*you're it's a contraction for "you are" and "your" is possessive. Learn it, live it. :)

It's* Capitalization is fun.

xninix_fml 36

@157 Lol I love that you corrected someone who also corrected someone ;P.

JustKeepBreathin 0

At least he didn't break up with you?

But he did break wind.

I see wut u did der! cheeky! :D

is that Dimebag Darrel in your pic? *makes devilhorns gesture*

RedPillSucks 31

Hope her name wasn't Windy, ..., erm, ... Wendy.

aidanawesome 0

you fail

omg I love your picture... it's gir :)

Stay classy.

natas_fml 13

stay classy, whales vagina.

Go FYL, San Diego.

I like your picture frosty46, family reunion is their best song