By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 031
You deserved it 2 528

Same thing different taste

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RainbowHeadache 2

& then you snapped right? Because I would be so livid.

ceilingfans 1

Are you sure it was vomit? He could have been furiously masterbating.

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every1luvsboners 11

That's the new 4-D movie. The fourth dimension is projectile popcorn vomit hurled at you.

Actually it was 5-D. The fifth dimension is the interaction between that man and the epic fight that follows.

Poor guy. Imagine being nauseas that long. He probably should have left though.

Yeah he could have go to bathroom or leave if he wasn't feeling well...

jaredjudd21 2

It was probably such a great movie he didn't want to leave!

He probably should have left. Then again, he possibly should have stayed to spew on the person in front of him.

Eww, but hope you still enjoyed the movie(: but FYL that's horrid

Cheerieful_fml 2

Yeah because she's gonna finish watching the movie with acidic upchuck on her back.

Before I read the end of this fml, I thought that he was like, jacking off behind her or something... Lol

s1ckpup 0

Would you rather have his vomit on you or his semen on you? o_O

Lol popcorn and coke.. that'll smell really bad