By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 540
You deserved it 10 545

Same thing different taste

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what a bitch! just Ignore her OP, shes just jealous of your beauty, and is pissed she cant get laid

Ah she's just jealous because she literally IS her own birth control. She's so senile she's probably not getting penile anyway.

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looks like crazy people are not only to be found in Wal-Mart

that's disgusting what that cow said op! sometimes ppl like that need a smack in the mouth! Atleast ur doing the right thing protecting ur self and ur partner!

QuickSmile 6

She's just jealous because she can't get any. :)

MartiOan 8

That's so mean. Maybe she was just bitter, because her sexy days are over.

itsgen 16

Ahhahahahaha got told my an old lady

MissWhitneyB 17

What a bitch! Some people have NO respect

You should have told her you forgot a few items. Then returned with a box of D cell batteries, chocolate syrup, binding twine, muriatic acid, garbage bags, black duct tape and a shovel... Your move old lady... Btw pharmacies carry some strange shit where I'm at.

#69 - (how appropriate) Remind me never to play chess with you....

Hey, "it's all about the clit"! Last chess game I played I had to prove with a rule book that "castleing" was a legal move :/

There is a special place for those people, it's called the looney bin, don't listen to her, she might just be jealous

That's horrible! Don't listen to her please, I'm sure you're gorgeous. It's possible she meant it in a "You can control whether you want to have sex or not, just say no and you won't need birth control" way but that's just cruel. I hope she meant it as a joke or something and that you don't take this to heart.