Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When...

By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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Who are you to judge?

By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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Misunderstood

By fuck - 18/03/2015 17:40 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

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Make believe

By SN MetalMilitia - 03/11/2020 05:02

Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By God hates me - 26/01/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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cupcakechick 17

Sunday 9 June 2013 18:59

what a bitch! just Ignore her OP, shes just jealous of your beauty, and is pissed she cant get laid

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:01

Ah she's just jealous because she literally IS her own birth control. She's so senile she's probably not getting penile anyway.

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kiraleann 16

Monday 10 June 2013 0:37

Gee, I hope I never have the misfortune of meeting one of these rudely outspoken cashiers that are common on FML. :/

Samstet 6

Monday 10 June 2013 0:50

Whata bitch

nemcali 34

Monday 10 June 2013 1:57

That was plain mean. Tell her to sod off

Locoluis 15

Monday 10 June 2013 2:02

She's mistaken anyway. A lot of really ugly people get laid all the time like there's no tomorrow. Unfortunately, only a selected few earn their deserved Darwin's Awards. Humans are an invasive species that's not under control of Natural Selection anymore. On the contrary, there's now an inverse correlation between success in life and fertility. This means that the smartest of us are reproducing at a much lower rate than those less fortunate. Which is a shame, and leads to a devolution of the human species.