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By  RichardPencil  |  28

That's a great move! We all know that gas station workers are powerful influencers of the local single ladies.

Once the gas station people put out the word that you're a player, you're going to finally have to use those condoms you've been hoarding! (For their nominal purpose and not making water balloons.)

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

That's a great move! We all know that gas station workers are powerful influencers of the local single ladies.

Once the gas station people put out the word that you're a player, you're going to finally have to use those condoms you've been hoarding! (For their nominal purpose and not making water balloons.)

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  jobekka  |  16

well it's a good idea to have them, I'd you don't have any already. otherwise I don't see the point in spending stupid money, next time buy lube or something, alt least you can use that to get yourself off, and they'll think you have a crazy sex life instead ;)

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  thefmlman2011  |  35

Yeah, I don’t know why I brought them in the first place. I haven’t gone down the road of buying lube. So many options. Might wait til I have someone to apply it for me. Sounds hotter.

By  coius  |  20

Interestingly, I haven’t bought condoms in like 3+ years. Married, i have sex but its hard for my wife and I to conceive. No kids yet, but not for a lack of trying. I’d say we’re lucky since we can “do it” with no contraception, but we’d like to have a kid next year and are finding it rather difficult to achieve that goal. I think I may be like Homer. All the electronics I play with musta nuke’d “The Boys.”

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  kendonmcb  |  18

All a matter of the viewpoint. My wife and I have four kids, I just had my second vasectomy, and so far it is looking like it didn't work the second time either (need to wait a few more weeks though). Not sure what (if anything) modern medicine has in the back hand to sterilize me.
And trust me, it is not the electronics. It is also not cellphone radiation, as I work in a testlab for a mobile network provider.