Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When...

By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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Go forth and NOT multiply

By MirandaKristine - 06/03/2020 12:31 - United States - Miami

Today, my dad handed me my refilled birth control prescription. I thanked him, and he replied, "Well, God forbid you run out and reproduce." FML

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Too little, too late

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 20:23 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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By Hahaha - 29/01/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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cupcakechick 17

Sunday 9 June 2013 18:59

what a bitch! just Ignore her OP, shes just jealous of your beauty, and is pissed she cant get laid

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:01

Ah she's just jealous because she literally IS her own birth control. She's so senile she's probably not getting penile anyway.

Comments

unhappyhug 11

Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:58

Should report her bet she has a boss

gators1995 30

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:23

I am scrolling down the random FMLs and this story got moderated twice. So nice that it was published twice!!!

Kc1001 14

Wednesday 12 June 2013 5:36

Dude, have a sense of humor. that is kind of funny. I'm sure your buying the condoms for two reasons. you and her.

ChuckNorris2 4

Monday 17 June 2013 10:31

I'd demand to speak to her manager.

blackwidowtaco 31

Saturday 17 August 2013 22:55

Ouch! Sounds like she's just honery because she's no longer capable of having sex without medical complications.

JustNatalie 8

Wednesday 28 August 2013 8:43

Some shitty people that work in America (I'm not insulting everyone, just the one's I've read about here)

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:04

What's with old people being rude?

turdwrangler 18

Wednesday 11 May 2016 16:52

Why is everyone assuming she was being rude, sure the way it's portrayed seems rude but she could have meant celibacy not ugly. You are your own birth control, everyone has the choice to have sex (except in extreme cases) and with that choice comes the possibility of a baby.