Hey, even ugly people can have water balloon parties! Sure, they're very expensive water balloons, but the way they explode on impact is sublime!

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If you have someone to use them with, no big deal.

hope you complained to the store manager. I'm not a complainer but that is wildly unprofessional, this is coming from an ex-cashier

I’d have asked for the fuckin manager.

I hate cashiers that comment on every item I'm purchasing. The fact that this one had the audacity to say it to someone else behind your back is maddening. I'd definitely talk to a manager. That's unprofessional and very rude and certainly not warranted.

"You won't need condoms to go f%$k yourself."

Talk about unprofessional. As a cashier myself I honestly don't care. When I do care is when I'm being rushed to finish the transaction. Pisses me off because the person their going to have sex with can wait.