Love, Health, Food, Awkward and Cooking: Is it that rare?

Is it that rare?

By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 00:00

Today, my girlfriend is mad at me. Apparently in her country, not burping after a meal is very rude, and means you think their cooking skill is bad. I get throat gurgles, not burps. I tried to explain, but she thinks I made up a fake condition. It’s not fake, just so rare it’s unheard of. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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That's kinda sweet

By rond9 - 06/06/2021 04:01

Today, after spending the night with my girlfriend for the first time, I discovered why she would always want to rush home after dinner dates. Her stomach gurgles so loudly after eating, I can hear it in the next room over, with the TV on. This apparently happens no matter what she eats. FML

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By Tyler Smith - 03/11/2011 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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Am I really the asshole here?

By What did she expect? - 07/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 14 June 2022 4:35

There are countries where it's considered rude. But if she's going to build a life in another country she needs to acclimate to that country and understand it's different here

slhiggx 17

Tuesday 14 June 2022 23:14

You are not from her country. You don’t have to give an excuse on why you didn’t burp. The correlation of burping and delicious food is absurd. Normal people burp when they swallow excessive air. What does that have to do with how good food is? This situation is moronic

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 June 2022 1:05

Keep your girlfriend away from my brother! That dude's one of the most talented burpers I've even seen. She'd dump your ass for him in a minute!

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 14 June 2022 4:01

Also known as Wet burps/belch, and sometimes can be caused by GERD, gastric reflux or even IBS.

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 14 June 2022 4:35

There are countries where it's considered rude. But if she's going to build a life in another country she needs to acclimate to that country and understand it's different here

bazjack 26

Tuesday 14 June 2022 9:06

I have this! I can't burp. I used to get throat gurgles but once I was adequately treated for acid reflux they went away. So I no longer gurgle very often, but I still can't burp.