Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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marinus_fml
| 19
I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.
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WCARlover
| 34
awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it
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cheesecakex
| 5
At least it's someone :)
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
Pedobear approves! Unfortunately for you the US government and most of society does not. Including me. Watch you back OP
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polysyllabist
| 3
Just play the long game. 13 years isn't that long.
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imacreeper
| 3
18, your comment is disturbing. Even for me.
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seanders
| 10
If there's grass in the field play ball.
If not just flip them over and play in the mud.
If not just flip them over and play in the mud.
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klonopin_ftw
| 0
loli acquired. mission accomplished.
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flockz
| 19
could be worse... could be your co worker's 5 year old grandson.
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bbucaro98
| 0
maybe some people are into that?
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marinus_fml
| 19
I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.
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ImaginaryFoe
| 0
He could embrace the opportunity to use the kid as girl-bait. It always works. Always.
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shybear15
| 0
not always
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woahwoahwow
| 9
as long as you don't return the feelings in kind..
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Likeasombooddee
| 0
Go for it
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MrSassypants
| 32
Hey your not pedobear... or maybe you are?
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EmoLover681
| 0
thats disgusting ..
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WCARlover
| 34
awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it
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CJ77NT
| 0
easy there sparky, she's a bit young for ya
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AddyI
| 0
I'm sure someone has had a crush on you before. they just hid it
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green_eggs_and_h
| 0
Wait thirteen more years?
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SirObvious
| 1
that's what I'm saying.
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dudeitsdanny
| 9
It's not that long. There's a few FML about older guys dating younger girls. Nothing wrong with robbing the cradle! Unless, you know.. She's still in the cradle..
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
No, That's what 9 said
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coolp3son
| 0
you should go for it
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Egnar
| 19
MOST crushes go unresolved, especially with girls, because people are too afraid to act on their impulses. . .Which in turn either becomes regret later in life or one of the FML situations where somebody develops a "love" for somebody whom hardly knows them, which ends poorly. You have no idea how many girls have had a crush on you in your life - It could be 0, you're right, but it also could have been 12.
As for the 5 year old?. . It might feel weird, but it's cute. Pretty sure your life is just fine.
As for the 5 year old?. . It might feel weird, but it's cute. Pretty sure your life is just fine.
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shybear15
| 0
exactly... I've only told one guy that I've liked that I like him... out of lotss of guys