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Angrysailor's favorite FMLs

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous - / Monday 3 June 2013 04:41 / United States - Banner Elk

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DreamStatic / Monday 29 July 2013 02:16 / United States - Hinesville

Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 28 July 2013 14:31 / Sweden - Ludvika

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By notenoughunderwearintheworld - / Sunday 21 July 2013 20:54 / South Africa - Durban

Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By "people these days" - / Friday 19 July 2013 20:36 / United States - Fairfax

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