Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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You deserved it 8 384

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Same thing different taste

Cooked

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 03:00

Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 210

You deserved it 865

By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 787

You deserved it 388

By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 700

You deserved it 5 548

By welcometomylife - 23/05/2017 12:00 - Germany - Hanover

Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 938

You deserved it 374

Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 729

You deserved it 1 855

By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 694

You deserved it 4 462

Do not feed the workers

By Kellz - 20/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML

I agree, your life sucks 169

You deserved it 406

By crystalwho - 20/01/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 427

You deserved it 24 488

By dancincherrychic - 25/10/2015 19:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 932

You deserved it 3 512

By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 405

You deserved it 3 832

Justy101 23

Monday 7 September 2015 23:08

Who knows, maybe you've discovered an amazing new breakfast cereal.

Emmiii_fml 18

Monday 7 September 2015 23:09

Salty milk and soft chips, yum! I hope you didn't waste too many chips, OP :p

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GuineaPig721 13

Monday 7 September 2015 23:06

not sure if you deserve it or your life sucks...

coried91 28

Tuesday 8 September 2015 4:33

Maybe they were high or super tired. Aside from that you could have pressed both YDI and YLS without commenting.

brownapple 22

Tuesday 8 September 2015 6:06

Of course their life sucks! Who would like to waste milk on chips?

Iwannarock1 19

Tuesday 8 September 2015 7:35

I'm surprised tux made it. Pretty lame for an FML.

wzhigaylo 8

Monday 7 September 2015 23:07

At least it wasn't the other way around.

Nilorak 24

Monday 7 September 2015 23:10

Wouldn't that be the same thing?

balake_fml 8

Tuesday 8 September 2015 1:53

I think he's saying at least you didn't pour your milk before your cereal, that is the king sin

jqmalang 17

Wednesday 9 September 2015 13:25

Sarcasm?

deftones_fml 19

Monday 7 September 2015 23:07

Blanking out much?

Justy101 23

Monday 7 September 2015 23:08

Who knows, maybe you've discovered an amazing new breakfast cereal.

Mightytall 35

Tuesday 8 September 2015 8:57

Everyone that has now tried this new trend in breakfast cereal should post their reviews here, including type of chips and type of milk used!

Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 9 September 2015 10:16

Chocolate milk and Fritos, not a good combination. Source: elementary school.

HoboMeth 33

Monday 7 September 2015 23:09

I like, I like, I like chips

RecklessNapkin 16

Monday 7 September 2015 23:09

How...

beeferjay 34

Tuesday 8 September 2015 0:23

because she got high, because she got high, because she got high

Emmiii_fml 18

Monday 7 September 2015 23:09

Salty milk and soft chips, yum! I hope you didn't waste too many chips, OP :p

aneff0592 13

Monday 7 September 2015 23:10

A lil hungover perhaps???

UserError94 18

Tuesday 8 September 2015 1:04

I thought this was funny! Them bastards try and down vote ere thing..

AyeTee77 18

Monday 7 September 2015 23:10

It might taste good if you follow logic. Milk = Good. Chips = Good. Therefore Milky Chips = Good?

sulvan182 15

Monday 7 September 2015 23:14

Joey from friends thought :P

AyeTee77 18

Monday 7 September 2015 23:20

Lol that's exactly what I was referencing.

dadumtss 14

Monday 7 September 2015 23:41

but are soft chips good? because they will turn soft. if soft chips are good I shall not argue with that theory

Ichiya 29

Tuesday 8 September 2015 0:34

soft chips are potatoes and if you mash them up you got some good mashed taters.

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 7 September 2015 23:11

Well happy Labor Day to you too...

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Same thing different taste

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