Always beating me to the punch...

Nah man I think of it like a tag team I go in first and soften em' up Then you come in and finish them off

Looks like the condom was rudely pricked...

Should have said there's also these things called muzzles, would be perfect for him.

i don't know that his comment wasn't justified. was the parent trying to stop the arguing or just letting it continue on and on? I know some things can't be helped but if they're not listening to the parent, it's time to go and come back later.

@74 It says they were arguing. We don't know if they were actually causing a scene or if that guy thinks kids shouldn't disagree in public. Either way, implying her children shouldn't exist just because they had an argument is shitty.

Or just tell him his mother should have swallowed. Lol

That's not how reproduction works, 85

It was kids.. How many kids do you know that sit down and quietly discuss their problems? What do you think is more likely: the op's children were quietly arguing like adults and the man suddenly snapped at them or the kids were being loud arguing and it got on the guys last nerve. The comment is terrible, but so is having to be close to kids not being controlled by their parent. Have to agree that we need more info.

You may be #2 but you're just as funny. Lol

Thanks man. :/

It's pretty funny though

Well thats also an alternative. ..

So do his nostrils.

How do you fuck yourself with a condom??

First find a way on how to fuck yourself, then you can decide on whether you want to use a condom or not.

Safe sex guys, you should use a condom to fuck everyone, including yourself.

More effective if his dad used one instead though.

Female condoms exist!

Sure, but are they more effective?

I don't know about "huge dick" - his personality seems to have gotten a majority of it.