i guess that's one extra way to say you're flexible

i was just trying to point out how flexibility sends to be a priority to OP

Atleast their mom didn't yell at them for getting blood on the carpet.

I came here to say that, damn you beat me to it! I would have thought that most people are capable of bringing their knees up to their face as long as they're in fairly good shape and don't have any injuries or sickness that prevent it. Still, since OP is really flexible, it could have been worse. Imagine the knots they could have been tied in.

If I had to guess, she was probably standing straight up and did a high kick. That's about the only thing I could think of that would require you to be "really flexible" and knee yourself in the face

Wonder how many other people just tried it.

I kneed myself in the forehead once (it was a bet ) I left $5 and a sandwich richer, but I also couldn't walk for an hour or so, and had a throbbing head.....idk if its normal, but my knee hurt way more than my head.

Cool story 44...but no one really cares...

I wa thinking the same thing. I knee myself in the face when I sneeze sometimes......

That's so true

I bet you she didn't!

That was a good one #3

Why is there so many thumbs down...?

Because 'having luck in the bedroom' has nothing to do with the FML and wasn't necessary to comment

64- i was trying to lighten the situation..? Sorry for trying.

From what I have heard it was an abundantly pleasant experience for OP reminiscent of the sensation one gets from ingesting an excess amount of the mashed up remnants of a plant known as cannabis.

I gave you a thumbs up, only because you took my idea.

If you snooze, you lose.

Funny you say that cuz I just woke up too and just in time for new FML's!

Kneeing someone else in the face?

squeezing in and out of tight places ?

Kissing your own butt.

She broke her nose!