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Same thing different taste
Who are you to judge?
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Let me speak to the manager
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Chill the **** out, Todd
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ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINERRRRRR!!!
have YOU seen my wiener?
LOL VINCE SHLOMI REFERENCES
you=win OP- thats funny, come in guys youll love my nuts
FYI everyone, the store in question is CVS. We had three types of nuts, Chocolate Covered Nuts, Salted Nuts and Mixed Deluxe. They're 99 cents. Here's the kicker though... If you have a cvs card, you can scan it on one of those price checker scanners, and it'll generate a coupon that says "buy 2 gold emblem nuts, get $2 off". Generally this is for general $2 nuts (so you get 2 bags o nuts for $2); but you can get these special sized bags of nuts for free. But yeah, I did have a customer who laughed (it was funnier because she seemed like she was a mature 30 year old) when I said, "would you be interested in getting two of these nuts for free?" (I was gesturing at the bag o nuts).
um, this is totally not an FML. this could be an amazing chance to say some horrible sounding things to customers without getting into trouble., and, 32, A you suck at life, B you didnt even have the first response to the first comment, and your life is an utter failure, and C blink 182 most definitely does NOT rock. whining is not rocking, you emo ****. go die in a fire. but, mostly, OP, just pray that you get some really offensively beautiful customers coming in you you can be like, 'oh by the way, i have a bag of nuts with your name on it', or something like that.
#103 FTW! I would totally have a blast trying to sell "my nuts"! Come up with a pitch that will make the customers laugh. I always appreciate it when it seems like a person is enjoying their job with customer interaction. It will make your day go by a little faster. Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Brian is selling his "smoked meat log" at the mall. LMAO!
I don't see why your complaining that would be fun
do you want to see my cotton paantiiess?? -south park reference-
Best Job Ever
This... Is.... the.... BEST JOB EVER.
Hahaha! I'm sorry but this is hilarious!
THATS THE BEST JOB EVER HAHAHAHAHA What if you picked up a chick on that line? you should be happy. mix it up and say stuff like "hey baby wanna try my salty ol' nuts?"
Thank you. That just made my day.
How about some chocolate salty balls? ...I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
not really. all you have to say is: would you like to try the nuts.
Are they extra salty?
You must work at Walgreens too, eh?
or cvs
Or rite-aid
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Ah, retail. The other prostitution.
i would like to try your nuts.....