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I love literal people! I bought apples at the grocery store and excitedly told the cashier, "I finally get to use Apple Pay!"

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I love literal people! I bought apples at the grocery store and excitedly told the cashier, "I finally get to use Apple Pay!"

The mugger needed your mug for coffee. Hopefully he iris he’s it up ( added whiskey for those who don’t know what that is)

You should report that to the cops. Maybe you could go down to the precinct to see if you can identify his... ...wait on it... ...wait on it... ...mug shot.