FML : Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mcmanager / Monday 11 August 2014 14:18 / United States - San Francisco

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By Hunthas | 17

#6034198 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:08

I think I would rather have bugs in my food than raisins :D

By Marie54321 | 19

#6034204 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:09

Raisins in cookies are the reasons why I have trust issues

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By Hunthas | 17

#6034198 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:08

I think I would rather have bugs in my food than raisins :D

orphanclubber | 8

#6034215 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:18

You don't just let it slide if someone Is attractive I hope you are joking

PsychoOtaku | 7

#6034219 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:20

I actually love oatmeal raisin cookies, but they are no match for chocolate chip.

King_Nero | 15

#6034220 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:21

14- I really hope you're joking... Looks do not excuse being stupid or a bad employee.

pjsr | 31

#6034244 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:36

Even if it was a joke, it wasn't funny

zarosian | 17

#6034280 - Monday 11 August 2014 20:11

Lmfao this is the type of person that votes for a person if they are attractive or not.

By MaddyLannister | 8

#6034199 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:08

aham, you just spotted an alien.

1dvs_bstd | 41

#6034235 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:28

what?

mallu86 | 9

#6034256 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:52

Ok, man in black.

I_cant_think | 10

#6034456 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 0:12

Who's ham?

By soulreaper12296 | 28

#6034201 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:09

Wouldn't blame him. I hate raisins in cookies. Although I probably wouldn't be calling them "bugs".

By ladoom | 23

#6034202 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:09

He wanted raisins.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6034949 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 8:46

He was probably after a raise-in.

By Demonface54 | 20

#6034203 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:09

Raisin cookies taste awful anyway

By Marie54321 | 19

#6034204 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:09

Raisins in cookies are the reasons why I have trust issues

AnyaS | 19

#6034329 - Monday 11 August 2014 21:59

That would be awesome on a button or a shirt.

Cas88 | 8

#6034621 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 2:47

You're so clever using a quote probably read from a meme off Memedroid...

paigexox0 | 37

#6034674 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 3:46

Its straight from tumblr haha

shay_serendipity | 29

#6034712 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:26

While your comment is funny and relevant, no points for lack of originality. Honestly though, I've seen that on Tumblr at least a million times :/

Marie54321 | 19

#6034804 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 5:20

Good for you #78 and #80, you figured out the internet

By vikky538 | 28

#6034205 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:10

wow.. you have got great employees working for you..

vikky538 | 28

#6034742 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:34

lol i totally forget that...

By Zanelle | 2

#6034206 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:10

gracehi | 31

#6034255 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:48

What a creative, interesting, and well thought out comment.

rosheno | 4

#6034299 - Monday 11 August 2014 20:43

41, the irony in that comment isn't going unnoticed.

By Pleonasm | 31

#6034207 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:10

The employee shouldn't need an excuse for riding the world of the atrocity that is raisin cookies. Fuck raisins.

Pleonasm | 31

#6034243 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:34

ridding*

Shit.

asnakelovinbabe | 16

#6034337 - Monday 11 August 2014 22:06

Am I the only one who freaking LOVES oatmeal raising cookies...?

Xquisite1 | 28

#6034638 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 3:01

#66 Well once oatmeal is done "raising" cookies, I hope oatmeal can afford to send them to college.

By silveronica5 | 12

#6034208 - Monday 11 August 2014 19:12

It might've been a joke? I'm not sure but I'm hoping it was

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