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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

97%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

80%

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Lil_ham1644's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Arachnofail / Friday 8 April 2016 04:16 / France - Goussainville

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hinting - / Monday 17 June 2013 16:43 / United States - Dearborn

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By superscript - / Wednesday 18 February 2015 03:40 / United States - Vancouver

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jake - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 10:21 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuck - / Saturday 18 April 2015 14:38 / United States - Saint Thomas

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lil_ham1644

Beginner

Mobility

Work is a 4-letter word

Checking you out

I’m your new creative director

The thumb strikes back

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

Santa Claus

Inception

I like your style

Socialite

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Profile completed

It's in the can!

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

The Mixer

Consolation prize

50 favorites

Perfectionist

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

42

One more and it's business time

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja