By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML
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Krittick 0

Hank: "'Vagiclean', huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?" Mrs. Bittman: "Excuse me?" Hank: "No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. [SNIFF] Put a rush on that."

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papillonrouge_fml 0

Wow. Now THIS is a true FML. You being careful, and the universe just being against you.

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Comments

bloodthorn 4

WAAA YOU WERE EMBARRASSED AT SOME PURCHASE WAAAA YDI for having an itchy ******, btw

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Vagitarian1 10

After I die, I want to come back as a tube of Vagisil.

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ImaBmyLonurTees 0

I don't get it. What belt? "Got a little extra sour cream on your taco? Someboy's baking bread and I think it's sourdough!"

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fairasfables 0

Haha, I work in a supermarket, so my joke isn't really something most people would understand at first. The selfscan machine usually announces: "Move your...bananas....to the belt!" after they're weighed. Since she was trying to be discreet about her purchase and everyone gathered around to help instead, it was as if the machine blurted out her product to the world. ;p

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quackquackquac 0

your supermarket has a belt on the self checkout? wow, here I was always thinking they had those spinny bag holders.

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fairasfables 0

Haha, yeah. I guess we're fancy! The belt causes major problems, though.

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dvd175 5

An odd purchase: Move your......nuts.....to the belt!

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NGM_47 0

That must have been some interesting Vagisil....

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kawa_fml 0

that's just unlucky, right there.

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SaintJimmy 0

HAHAHA TROLLING!!! YDI for having tentacles instead of arms and legs!! HAHA!

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leahlovesya121 0

you suck at life. and breathing.

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RESTAREA 0

He is reverse trolling, and it worked, you are both morons for thinking trolling has rules

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Greendarthpotato 0

#6 and #8, ur sarcasm detector isn't going off today. Of course he's not actually trolling, just making fun of ppl who do....

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eatmydust 0

whats a troll? sorry, i tried to figure it out and couldn't...

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soulonfire928 0

A troll is someone who deliberately posts something complety asinine to get attention. Hence, "don't feed the trolls".

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papillonrouge_fml 0

Wow. Now THIS is a true FML. You being careful, and the universe just being against you.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

My thoughts exactly. Irony is knocking at the door.

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waterynuggets 0

Embarrassing but it's ok. We really need to get over the stigma of these things.

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Krittick 0

Hank: "'Vagiclean', huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?" Mrs. Bittman: "Excuse me?" Hank: "No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. [SNIFF] Put a rush on that."

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waterynuggets 0

Me, Myself and Irene FTW

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BikerMike 0

I thought of that movie also

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dacman48 0

DUDE THATS FUNNY AS HELL!!! FTW!!

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sk8rchick97 0

LMAO I LOL'd at this!! I love that movie!!(: u made my day(:

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caligurrl 0

haha u should b proud of great sex!! 3rd

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Manutdfan539 0

3rd? I think not. And I never use the self checkout because every time you put something on the belt an alarm thing goes off and you can't continue until you take it off. Plus it's just annoying.

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bexox 0

Because having a lot of sex is the only reason a woman would need Vagisil.

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