FML : Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She...

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Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 31 July 2009 21:05 / United States

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By Krittick | 0

#446368 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:24

Hank: "'Vagiclean', huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?" Mrs. Bittman: "Excuse me?" Hank: "No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. [SNIFF] Put a rush on that."

By papillonrouge_fml | 0

#446335 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:14

Wow. Now THIS is a true FML. You being careful, and the universe just being against you.

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By FFPianoDude | 2

#446305 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:06

Hahaha, I gave a girl the herp once. :D

teesha_fml | 0

#446401 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:36

sigh, will people never learn

bloodthorn | 4

#446639 - Saturday 1 August 2009 04:16

WAAA YOU WERE EMBARRASSED AT SOME PURCHASE WAAAA YDI for having an itchy vagina, btw

im_in_love | 0

#446895 - Saturday 1 August 2009 06:40

messed up..

kevinwestonjonah | 0

#910109 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 06:08

FAGGAT

lolkaela | 6

#5272486 - Sunday 23 December 2012 06:00

congrats, asshole

Vagitarian1 | 10

#5910176 - Thursday 10 April 2014 08:29

After I die, I want to come back as a tube of Vagisil.

By fairasfables | 0

#446312 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:07

"Move your...Vagisil...to the belt!"

ImaBmyLonurTees | 0

#446388 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:31

I don't get it. What belt? "Got a little extra sour cream on your taco? Someboy's baking bread and I think it's sourdough!"

fairasfables | 0

#446439 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:49

Haha, I work in a supermarket, so my joke isn't really something most people would understand at first. The selfscan machine usually announces: "Move your...bananas....to the belt!" after they're weighed. Since she was trying to be discreet about her purchase and everyone gathered around to help instead, it was as if the machine blurted out her product to the world. ;p

quackquackquac | 0

#446497 - Saturday 1 August 2009 03:15

your supermarket has a belt on the self checkout? wow, here I was always thinking they had those spinny bag holders.

fairasfables | 0

#446853 - Saturday 1 August 2009 06:11

Haha, yeah. I guess we're fancy! The belt causes major problems, though.

dvd175 | 5

#449272 - Sunday 2 August 2009 03:39

An odd purchase: Move your......nuts.....to the belt!

snowflake19 | 0

#449399 - Sunday 2 August 2009 04:49

Now everytime I go to a grocery store, I'm going to look at everything and hear that phrase in my mind. "Move your _________ to the belt!" thanks... :D

By NGM_47 | 0

#446313 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:08

That must have been some interesting Vagisil....

By kawa_fml | 0

#446317 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:09

that's just unlucky, right there.

By SaintJimmy | 0

#446326 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:11

HAHAHA TROLLING!!! YDI for having tentacles instead of arms and legs!! HAHA!

leahlovesya121 | 0

#446336 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:14

you suck at life. and breathing.

RESTAREA | 0

#446399 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:36

He is reverse trolling, and it worked, you are both morons for thinking trolling has rules

Greendarthpotato | 0

#446571 - Saturday 1 August 2009 03:45

#6 and #8, ur sarcasm detector isn't going off today. Of course he's not actually trolling, just making fun of ppl who do....

eatmydust | 0

#446600 - Saturday 1 August 2009 03:56

whats a troll? sorry, i tried to figure it out and couldn't...

soulonfire928 | 0

#446733 - Saturday 1 August 2009 05:10

A troll is someone who deliberately posts something complety asinine to get attention. Hence, "don't feed the trolls".

Deth2TheINFIDELS | 0

#447013 - Saturday 1 August 2009 08:12

A Jihad Against SaintJimmy... ALALALALALALALA

By papillonrouge_fml | 0

#446335 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:14

Wow. Now THIS is a true FML. You being careful, and the universe just being against you.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#446362 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:22

My thoughts exactly. Irony is knocking at the door.

By kitkatkelly | 0

#446339 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:14

Just go through the regular checkout, no one cares.

live_my_life245 | 0

#446355 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:20

maybe she does....

ieatFMLforbreakf | 0

#1367465 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 02:25

agreed

By waterynuggets | 0

#446363 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:22

Embarrassing but it's ok. We really need to get over the stigma of these things.

By Krittick | 0

#446368 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:24

waterynuggets | 0

#446371 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:25

Me, Myself and Irene FTW

sixroses | 0

#446380 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:29

LOL!

BikerMike | 0

#446651 - Saturday 1 August 2009 04:23

I thought of that movie also

dacman48 | 0

#446734 - Saturday 1 August 2009 05:10

DUDE THATS FUNNY AS HELL!!! FTW!!

liyahh23 | 0

#2421581 - Thursday 28 April 2011 05:14

LMFAO(:

sk8rchick97 | 0

#2888653 - Thursday 14 July 2011 07:53

LMAO I LOL'd at this!! I love that movie!!(: u made my day(:

dryuminoru576 | 16

#5802980 - Tuesday 24 December 2013 12:31

What movie is it from

By caligurrl | 0

#446376 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:28

haha u should b proud of great sex!! 3rd

Manutdfan539 | 0

#446434 - Saturday 1 August 2009 02:48

3rd? I think not. And I never use the self checkout because every time you put something on the belt an alarm thing goes off and you can't continue until you take it off. Plus it's just annoying.