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FFPianoDude
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Hahaha, I gave a girl the herp once. :D
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teesha_fml
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sigh, will people never learn
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bloodthorn
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WAAA YOU WERE EMBARRASSED AT SOME PURCHASE WAAAA
YDI for having an itchy vagina, btw
YDI for having an itchy vagina, btw
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im_in_love
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messed up..
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kevinwestonjonah
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FAGGAT
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lolkaela
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congrats, asshole
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Vagitarian1
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After I die, I want to come back as a tube of Vagisil.
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fairasfables
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"Move your...Vagisil...to the belt!"
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ImaBmyLonurTees
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I don't get it. What belt?
"Got a little extra sour cream on your taco? Someboy's baking bread and I think it's sourdough!"
"Got a little extra sour cream on your taco? Someboy's baking bread and I think it's sourdough!"
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fairasfables
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Haha, I work in a supermarket, so my joke isn't really something most people would understand at first. The selfscan machine usually announces: "Move your...bananas....to the belt!" after they're weighed. Since she was trying to be discreet about her purchase and everyone gathered around to help instead, it was as if the machine blurted out her product to the world. ;p
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quackquackquac
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your supermarket has a belt on the self checkout? wow, here I was always thinking they had those spinny bag holders.
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fairasfables
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Haha, yeah. I guess we're fancy! The belt causes major problems, though.
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dvd175
| 5
An odd purchase:
Move your......nuts.....to the belt!
Move your......nuts.....to the belt!
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snowflake19
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Now everytime I go to a grocery store, I'm going to look at everything and hear that phrase in my mind.
"Move your _________ to the belt!"
thanks... :D
"Move your _________ to the belt!"
thanks... :D
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NGM_47
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That must have been some interesting Vagisil....
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kawa_fml
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that's just unlucky, right there.
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SaintJimmy
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HAHAHA TROLLING!!!
YDI for having tentacles instead of arms and legs!! HAHA!
YDI for having tentacles instead of arms and legs!! HAHA!
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leahlovesya121
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you suck at life. and breathing.
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RESTAREA
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He is reverse trolling, and it worked, you are both morons for thinking trolling has rules
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Greendarthpotato
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#6 and #8, ur sarcasm detector isn't going off today. Of course he's not actually trolling, just making fun of ppl who do....
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eatmydust
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whats a troll? sorry, i tried to figure it out and couldn't...
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soulonfire928
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A troll is someone who deliberately posts something complety asinine to get attention. Hence, "don't feed the trolls".
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Deth2TheINFIDELS
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A Jihad Against SaintJimmy... ALALALALALALALA
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papillonrouge_fml
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Wow. Now THIS is a true FML. You being careful, and the universe just being against you.
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT
| 0
My thoughts exactly.
Irony is knocking at the door.
Irony is knocking at the door.
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kitkatkelly
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Just go through the regular checkout, no one cares.
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live_my_life245
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maybe she does....
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ieatFMLforbreakf
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agreed
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waterynuggets
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Embarrassing but it's ok. We really need to get over the stigma of these things.
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Krittick
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Hank: "'Vagiclean', huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?"
Mrs. Bittman: "Excuse me?"
Hank: "No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. [SNIFF] Put a rush on that."
Mrs. Bittman: "Excuse me?"
Hank: "No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. [SNIFF] Put a rush on that."
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waterynuggets
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Me, Myself and Irene FTW
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sixroses
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LOL!
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BikerMike
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I thought of that movie also
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dacman48
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DUDE THATS FUNNY AS HELL!!! FTW!!
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liyahh23
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LMFAO(:
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sk8rchick97
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LMAO I LOL'd at this!! I love that movie!!(: u made my day(:
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dryuminoru576
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What movie is it from
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caligurrl
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haha u should b proud of great sex!!
3rd
3rd
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Manutdfan539
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3rd? I think not.
And I never use the self checkout because every time you put something on the belt an alarm thing goes off and you can't continue until you take it off. Plus it's just annoying.
And I never use the self checkout because every time you put something on the belt an alarm thing goes off and you can't continue until you take it off. Plus it's just annoying.
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bexox
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Because having a lot of sex is the only reason a woman would need Vagisil.
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Australia
Mrs. Bittman: "Excuse me?"
Hank: "No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. [SNIFF] Put a rush on that."