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By  sparkey0127  |  0

be like if ur willing to bite it why can't u jus suck it?

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  White667  |  0

'Eh, nine months and she won't even do oral? Something is definitely wrong with that relationship.

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Or you know, maybe she just doesn't want to do oral period. Seriously, I just don't understand why oral sex is so vastly popular, and common. It's pretty much expected this day in age, out of any and every relationship...it's just strange to me.

By  legendofdon  |  0

dump her, girls that don't give head aren't worth your time

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  blland  |  0

#6 thats very true!

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agreed fact = head is fun for us all

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  monster_tamer  |  11

Maybe she doesn't like the idea of oral sex because she's simply not ready for it? I know I would think twice before putting something like that in my mouth without fully embracing the idea with enthusiam. And perhaps OP doesn't- or is unwilling- to reciprocate. You, #6, are an insensitive toerag.

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  Spac3Ghost  |  0

its really cute how girls are like, "shame, she wont eat your junk, doesnt mean you must dump her" and all the guys are like "if she wont suck, she wont fuck, theres no luck, shaaaaaaame" lol =)

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  liberal_spice  |  0

To be fair, I kind of understand where you're coming from. Sexual gratification is an important part of a relationship and if two people aren't on the same page and one wants something that the other's unwilling to provide then it probably won't work out.

By  YoullLoveMe  |  6

forget about her. ill help u out.

By  perdix  |  29

Go get a fish taco, punt it at her and tell her to fuck off. No BJ's in 9 months? Even if you get her to do it, she'll never swallow, so . . . Next!

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  darkgodxvx  |  4

Agreed. while her response was totally awesome; girls that don't give head aren't worth it, nevermind ones who don't swallow. As a great philosophiser once said: "Swallow b$&@%, people are starving in Africa"

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Can you virgin neck-beards, who are obviously so fucking sexually desperate, they go and bitch about their moronic views of sex on FML, because of their socially inadequacy and insecurity, kindly fuck off? Seriously, consider suicide sluts.

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