By Dontworryaboutit - United States
  Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML
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By  legendofdon  |  0

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  monster_tamer  |  11

Maybe she doesn't like the idea of oral sex because she's simply not ready for it?

I know I would think twice before putting something like that in my mouth without fully embracing the idea with enthusiam. And perhaps OP doesn't- or is unwilling- to reciprocate.

You, #6, are an insensitive toerag.

  Spac3Ghost  |  0

its really cute how girls are like, "shame, she wont eat your junk, doesnt mean you must dump her" and all the guys are like "if she wont suck, she wont fuck, theres no luck, shaaaaaaame" lol =)

  liberal_spice  |  0

To be fair, I kind of understand where you're coming from.
Sexual gratification is an important part of a relationship and if two people aren't on the same page and one wants something that the other's unwilling to provide then it probably won't work out.

  darkgodxvx  |  4

Agreed. while her response was totally awesome; girls that don't give head aren't worth it, nevermind ones who don't swallow. As a great philosophiser once said: "Swallow b$&@%, people are starving in Africa"