By mikey51 - Australia
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
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By  SxeDaze  |  13

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  cetlawizard  |  15

1, if you're really a 19 yr old man...why would you use a picture of an overweight 10 yr old boy as your profile picture....just saying, makes you seem kinda pedo, & your comment was what we'd expect from a disrespectful 13 yr old girl (itskaylabitch is a good example).

  ActionManly  |  11

Really? You guys think he deserved it? From reading the FML I get the impression that OP's dad is a total cunt a lot of the time. And to be locked in a bathroom for two hours? Just for talking back? That's way too much right there.

  SxeDaze  |  13

I just wanted to leave a comment and see how many thumbs down I would get. I intentionally used the shittiest pun I could think of, Judging by all the negativity I think my experiment was a success!!

  Zaros_fml  |  24

57- You know that's not actually him, right? That picture has been floating around on the Internet for awhile now and is a prime example of how retarded "gangsters" can look, even at 10.

  Adelaide_CF  |  6

"From reading the FML I get the impression that OP's dad is a total cunt a lot of the time. "
Well, it might be that OP's dad is a despotic bastard, yelling at OP every time... but it also might be that OP is a spoiled brat with no respect to their dad ;)
It really can be either way.


70- First of all, ain't is not a word. Secondly, if men took more initiative and helped around the house, I doubt we would say it's hard. It's the fact that they don't help which makes it really hard. The chores start adding up. It's not like men are the only ones who go to work...

  kawaiisakura  |  12

Actually, ain't IS a word. Pretty sure it's in the dictionary so...and a lot of guys i know, don't do crap around the house. Take my dad and brother, they don't do shit. Just complain when things aren't done or nobody does the chores my brother is supposed to do.

  tdawg4200  |  0

Way to overgeneralize 87. Just because men don't want to help YOU doesn't mean we all suck. I swept AND did the dishes today. So take your manhating rhetoric out of here. Nobody cares.

  Bekll  |  30

They can be if you have a bad back. My parents now ask me to do other chores instead since the last time I did the dishes the pain left me in tears.

  AmbrosiaWriter  |  17

If it did all the dad had to do was tie a bit of string around the doorknob then tie it to something else. I've done it many a time to my brother in revenge for some of his more douche-canoey antics.

  l0v3p4in  |  7

If OP didn't then the whole point for locking him in there would have been in vain. I doubt OP's dad would have allowed him out without still doing the dishes.