Today, I was talking to my fiancé on the phone. I said, "Alright, see you in 10 minutes babe." My boss must have thought I was talking to him because he said, "Alright (my name), see you later." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow! Love you!" FML
Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Maybe he didn't hear you say "babe"? Or maybe he has a thing for you.
Wadlaen 24
That's why it's important not to mix business and pleasure!😜
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Comments (6)
bl3ur0z3 17
Or maybe he recognized that you telling somebody on the phone that you'll see them in a few minutes likely means you will be where that person is and not where you are, so he was saying he'll see you later. He might have been incorrect, maybe you were saying it because your fiance was on his way to you and your boss thought you were leaving to see your fiance, in which case (unless this is your last day of work) he'd see you later. Or maybe you're right and your boss who was right there and already seeing you thought you were telling him you would see him in a few minutes. Which still isn't an FML.
mfranks19891989 10
So you don’t want a threesome with your boss and fiancé
BurnInDemonFire 39
Maybe he didn't hear you say "babe"? Or maybe he has a thing for you.
J15237 25
Not seeing the FML and also why are you taking a personal call at work?
Wadlaen 24
That's why it's important not to mix business and pleasure!😜