By green and not with envy - 13/06/2014 20:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML
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infected150 27

Im sorry to hear that, dads will be dads.

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infected150 27

Im sorry to hear that, dads will be dads.

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qwertsarecool122 23

Just eat loads of Tbell and repay the favor to him.

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JJ_86 22

Is your dad's name Randy Marsh OP?

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EphMi 5

WTF, #1, what kind of dad or any human being would do such a thing, that's just sick.

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cakefete2 30

Well, for starters, OP's dad would do that.

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zBLAKEz 23

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking of South Park when they read this.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I guess he was in his sixth turdmester...

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ibanghellokitty 8

Taco Bell, or he could drink coca cola and eat beans and then eat cooked ground beef with chicken noodles. Sit next to him and fart he will die xD

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ztress 10

Whos dad is like this wtf?

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PippaButtertubs 15

If OP is old enough, revenge: beer+cheetos

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toxicsauce 10

I think there's something wrong with your dad...

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badluckalex 23

I thought that having big ***** meant that you are healthy? no sarcasm here. thats what I have always been told

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cakefete2 30

I think she meant that OP's dad has too much fiber in his diet.

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SpamPam 18

Just because you made a healthy turd does not make it ok to show it to others

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savy_m 14

Well you're just shit out of luck.

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OysterPearls 33

Is there a way we can get shit puns officially banned?

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Respect101 17

bowl is what you it eat out of.. or go bowling. One letter my friend... one letter...

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BlueFlatts 20

He or she probably edited the comment making the following guy look like an idiot.

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MishaMash 9

You only have I think 90 seconds to edit your comment after you publish it...

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more4me 27

Well , if you end up barfing you dinner , you can always call your dad.. "Hey Dad, get a load of this ! " Preferably before he eats something.

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magickitten 26

On a scale of 1-10, 10 being as yucky as you can get, I'd give it a 10. Poor you OP!

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BlueFlatts 20

How could you rate it unless you were there.

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magickitten 26

The situation, not the actual shit. I'd have no desire to rate that...

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joefrazier 20

I do the same thing to my sister. Just think of it as family bonding.

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Adam5858 17

Well,atleast he made a big(and smelly) impact on your life

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