Prank war, ready, GO!

Just eat loads of Tbell and repay the favor to him.

Is your dad's name Randy Marsh OP?

WTF, #1, what kind of dad or any human being would do such a thing, that's just sick.

Well, for starters, OP's dad would do that.

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking of South Park when they read this.

He must have ate the cuttlefish, 33.

I guess he was in his sixth turdmester...

Taco Bell, or he could drink coca cola and eat beans and then eat cooked ground beef with chicken noodles. Sit next to him and fart he will die xD

Whos dad is like this wtf?

If OP is old enough, revenge: beer+cheetos

I thought that having big shits meant that you are healthy? no sarcasm here. thats what I have always been told

I think she meant mentally

I think she meant that OP's dad has too much fiber in his diet.

Just because you made a healthy turd does not make it ok to show it to others

What the actual fuck

Is there a way we can get shit puns officially banned?

I second this 'movement.'

19 - You mean 'bowel movement'

bowl is what you it eat out of.. or go bowling. One letter my friend... one letter...

He said bowel...

He or she probably edited the comment making the following guy look like an idiot.

You only have I think 90 seconds to edit your comment after you publish it...

How could you rate it unless you were there.

The situation, not the actual shit. I'd have no desire to rate that...