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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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Road rage

By ari - 27/07/2019 20:00

Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML

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Open door policy

By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Cuzles - 23/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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By Lola - 08/08/2010 14:32 - United Kingdom

Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 17:03 - United States - Norman

Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

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rahavan 15

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:43

Um I have a no door locked policy at my house but I'm smart enough to realize it doesn't extend to the bathroom.

Zya_fml 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:59

It's okay spelling bee contestant.

Comments

GDIZZLE93 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:38

No more locked doors! Thank you.

IphonFML 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:56

im sure he meant all doors BUT the washroom door, ahaa

Ani28 10

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:02

Next Friday! Gracias ;)

nateylovesporn 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:17

yeah I agree with number 8 the bathroom doesn't apply.. you should know that

luismyl 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:18

Yeah that rule doesnt apply to the bathroom

Al_HyLo 5

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:07

8, you douchebag

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:05

Gracias!*

D37H100 5

Tuesday 13 December 2011 21:25

Y u no lock door? ?(????)

D37H100 5

Tuesday 13 December 2011 21:27

Sorry for the extra question marks, i tried to put the face to go with it..

Kuni774 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:05

Hey ;)

Kuni774 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:07

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:39

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Zya_fml 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:54

Hypocritical* And OP, just do the same thing to him..

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:56

Sorry spelling bee judge

Zya_fml 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:59

It's okay spelling bee contestant.

Jovecove 13

Tuesday 13 December 2011 22:44

Haha touché

xSonic 9

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:01

The bathroom door shouldn't apply to that rule..

brown4lifejot 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:40

Can't win either way.

rahavan 15

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:43

Um I have a no door locked policy at my house but I'm smart enough to realize it doesn't extend to the bathroom.

yumlicious 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:20

Isn't there a universal rule to knock if the door is closed? Knock, wait for response, proceed. Not that complicated.

xXToxicPenguinXx 12

Saturday 20 September 2014 13:28

but the door is closed. should least assume someone would be in there, its called common sense

arttyruiz 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:03

Most likely applied to the bedrooms and not the restrooms...

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:06

I had a similar policy at my house, but then I became a teenager.

aisthecoolest 8

Monday 16 April 2012 12:36

Giggedy giggedy goo

krad204 21

Thursday 25 October 2012 7:15

On the floor

GSP101 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:08

Common sense people. Common sense.

n0obpr0 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:18

Is not common

iliketurdles 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:01

Irony.

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:33

if the door is shut knock and if no reply say is anyone im there or just walk away lol. @DAD

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:52

I'd hate to live in your house. I think everyone needs a little privacy. I don't understand why some parents would have that rule. Unless the child was an endangerment to themselves?