By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 273
You deserved it 2 760

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They've got their priorities straight!

alexhaz64 4

Glad you learned your lesson from the time your potential employer convinced you to leave your purse in his office!

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They've got their priorities straight!

KaeporaGaebora 4

It gives a whole new meaning to meals on wheels.

Time to stop wet nursing, give up the straws and drink like an adult.

At school I always take my tray of food with me if I forgot something op. I've had the same thing happen ):

Oh no, it's the hamburglar!!

At least you still have money (hopefully) to buy more food with! It's probably a bit better this way...less hassle with credit cards and licences and the like =]

daringtoride 27

Thieves are moving up in the world!

alexhaz64 4

Glad you learned your lesson from the time your potential employer convinced you to leave your purse in his office!

FML references are the best!

*comes back to realize food has been stolen* "THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

MiniTree 0

This girls comments are funny!! See them a lot ha they make me laugh harder than the actual fml joke(:

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

It hopefully wasn't stolen. The waiter/busboy might've just thought you were done with your meal. Unless someone said "here's a half-eaten plate of food. I want it." Either way, I'd be pretty sad to lose my food.

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Woops, just realized that it says "forgot my straw." So I assume OP was eating at a fast food place and really got her food stolen. My bad.

Hey, hey apple. Shut up.

That's when you throw your table at them on their way out the door, assuming you have the timing right and they haven't already gotten away.

Because all normal people's first reaction would be to throw something at the thief making away with their food. And clearly, if you had to choose something to throw, that would be... your table. I would like to be able to say I understand where you're going with this, but that would be a bit of an overstatement.

13- well some people's first reactions include, but are not limited to, punching others in their privates. But throwing a table #8 is perhaps not a good idea...maybe throwing five dead fish and soapy water instead?

Lol don't worry guys. It was comical sarcasm of course.

perdix 29

You could take comfort in the fact that you fed some starving person, albeit involuntarily. Of course, they really just probably pawned your food for crack, beer and hookers.

Airman1988 9

You can pawn food now days? Ecspecially most likely fast food? Dang times must be getting pretty rough

MrBond007_fml 6

You beat me to it. I was going to say, if someone is desperate enough to steal your half eaten sandwich (I know op doesn't say what she is eating, but for argument sake, let's say its a sandwich) they need it more than you do. I would just suck it up and get another one, despite how sacred I consider my meals to be.

perdix 29

Yeah, in this tough economy, people are willing to buy 30-day old food for cheap. It might not be so bad if the pawn shops refrigerated the food...

desireev 17

The soup kitchen does get old after a while...

Airman1988 9

I always notice your smile every time you comment, not trying to work game on ya just saying its pretty smile. I'm sure I'll get flak from people since this isn't a private message but it won't let me do that on my phone so those folks will just have to suffer.

desireev 17

Well, thank you very much! I'm an all-around happy person. I'd like to think that there are more happy people out there. So I share the smiles. I hear they're contagious... So watch out! :)

I agree! I've seen the picture before, it's a good smile.

I have to agree with that. You smile is radiant

desireev 17

Awww, shucks! Thanks, guys! :)

27- Bet you weren't expecting this much love on Fml when you commented today, Des! :D PS: Lovely smile! ;D *Tease!*

desireev 17

No, I sure wasn't, Draco. It sure makes me feel good, though! ;D Not only is it very flattering, but it's relieving to know that there are people out there who share the love like I do! Awwwww... It just tickles me pink! Thank you, as well, Mr. Draco! ;)

Glad you haven't left your purse?