Red_Wing_Nut44

About Red_wing_nut44

'sup creeper? Since you be creepin', I enjoy making witty comments, hope to be on someone's favorite FMLer list one day, and love arguing with trolls over why the Detroit Red Wings rock. Also, if you message me I won't respond because I'm pretty much always on the app.

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Red_wing_nut44's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

4%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

9%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

28%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Red_wing_nut44's favorite FMLs

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SoClose - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 14:25 / Canada

Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By notanidiot / Wednesday 20 June 2012 12:46 / United States - Lansing

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By StungAlot - / Tuesday 19 June 2012 10:32 / United States

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Stu - / Tuesday 19 June 2012 09:59 / United States

Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 June 2012 18:17 / United States - South Amboy

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Beginner

Mobility

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

It's in the can!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

One more and it's business time