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Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

By fml / Thursday 20 May 2010 21:32 / Canada
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  The_grumpy_bear  |  0

I'm sure there is something going on that helped build up to that and the microwave just set him off. Maybe leave the house for a while for things to cool down. I am sure things may get better afterward.

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  degrassilovur  |  0

192- the gane is a universal game that eeryone plays... the only way to wi is to not think about it ad when I think about it u have to gy as many other ppl to think about it so they lose also(:

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  degrassilovur  |  0

heyy 200(: I'm guessing ur board ...?? :p and 203- totally(: the more the merrier send me a message about te soveit russi jokes and I'll explain but I won't do it overthr comments, Kay ?

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  Raleigh_bruh  |  7

They aren't called Soviet Russia jokes, they're called "Russian Reversals". Hence you REVERSE the intended joke and add "In Soviet Russia". Oh yeah.. I'm that smart.

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  degrassilovur  |  0

oh; i was thinkig that since during soviet russia it was still backwards and the slowest to modernize you chage the order of the joke to make fun if it but nvr mindddddd.....

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  degrassilovur  |  0

225- I nvr said it was funny... I said it was the best(: ¿hables espanol? no es cojo, es una telenova para adolescentes..!! y no me gusta drake en degrasssi, el es feo y stupido,.!!

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  Raleigh_bruh  |  7

Gah, Vanessa :P. From now on I want you to promise me that you'll change the channel on your tv to NBC every thursday night at 8pm so you can watch new episodes of The Office. Can you do this for me (: ?

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  Raleigh_bruh  |  7

#260 -Si, hablo espanol: P. Ah, asi que usted no quiere drake en el degrassi? Lol usted es la primera chica que he visto que piensa que es feo. Hace musica buena aunque (:

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  Pistolaro  |  0

dad- YOU MONSTER!!! WE don't treat microwaves like that in THIS house. now I'm gonna move to china where microwaves are ALL treated equally!!!! kid- WTF dad?!?!?

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  Vanni  |  0

I'll say it again: English only. Also, just a friendly tip: If you want to be unbanned or keep from being rebanned, not breaking the same rules would be step 1.

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  seanreddog  |  4

Vanni, if you're refering to me being re-banned, I actually have followed the rules so far and haven't posted any more "antiflood comments, and no homophobic slurs, insults or stuff like that".

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  degrassilovur  |  0

sorry 312- I'm so used to flipflopping back from Spanish to English all the time..!!! I'll stop tho and if I do it again it's not on purpose, it's just a habit... :/...!!

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  Vanni  |  0

Oh not you, sean. I'm actually really happy to see people want to be on the site enough to bother coming back or getting unbanned. As long as you're following the rules, it's all good. I wasn't really referring to anyone in particular. Just warning people that the chatting under 1st comment is being watched. >:)

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  deathcab7  |  0

yeahh some new actress, i cant remember her name is replacing megan fox in the next transformers. But thats good because I didnt think she was a very good actress, she just stood around and looked pretty haha.

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

It's called Herodactyly or something like that, I just did a project on something like that, and when I typed it in on google to get pictures I got like 5 full pages of Megan fox -.- I'm like WTF?

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  EllyH  |  0

I'm sure it's about many small diffrent things that are annoying.. And if you're of age to live on your own, you should really either be really greatful to be in his roof and be more or less the perfect roommate, pick up after yourself, clean and help out in the household. OR you should look for your own place and live as you please. Good luck. oh, if you're not of age.. well, then it sucks, for both of you. But you should still try to be a better kid. :)

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  Starfire22  |  5

@Storyoftheyear(?):fml isn't a social networking site, if you want to chat or catchup with someone, inbox them or ask for their information, such as YIM, facebook, myspace ect. and talk to them there. It's pretty obvious that they are cracking down on thread jacking with people getting banned or warnings in their inboxs, so if you want to deter from getting banned,then take the hint and stick to the rules of the site... its really not that dificult

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  Back_In_Action  |  18

^ God, thank you. I'm so fucking sick of people having a conversation in a comments section. What happened to commenting on the ACTUAL FML? Stop fucking freezing my computer because it's trying to load a page with someone's dumbass conversation on it. Sincerely, The Management.

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  lillylove_fml  |  6

what no one understands is the value a nmorcowave is to a father. obviously the son is old enough to move out, and in case the father was a small boy when he got someone pregnant, over 40. mircowaves were new when he was growin up, and he still treasure them and treats them with respect. it's so rude to slams a door of anything, and peole need to realize animals have feelings too. stop abusing them, its was so mean of you to slam a puppy into a wall and I would say the same thing. YDI.

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  nood_fml  |  0

189, the soviet russia joke was started by a comedian (don't know name) who simply liked Russia. he pretty much meant with it that Russia was different than America. the original i think was "in socialist america, but in soviet Russia law breaks you!!" if imma wrong then I pronounce mahselv a fail

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